"Hello" Says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy, "Says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the steps and
she's just lying there. Her neck is at a funny angle. I think she's dead."
2006-10-14
07:21:49
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