2006-10-14 07:18:53 · 15 answers · asked by porker animal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet your jokes are awesome! sure tell me one!
2006-10-14 07:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by brenda c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shall I tell you some more jokes; you seem to like them so far!
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2006-10-14 07:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to declare it yet u sound in basic terms like your blinded by using affection. U made the 1st pass... He became you down, if he became involved, he could have pronounced it when you consider which you probably did the confusing area and its extra handy to declare your involved then turn somebody down. #Hate to declare it yet i doubt hes involved. He in all probability in basic terms sees you as a chum. and each little thing u pronounced looks like a typicial buddy dating... im specific u make eye touch, have issues in effortless, make jokes and snicker with all your acquaintances by way of fact thats what a friendship is like. sorry plenty extra fish in the sea
2016-10-16 04:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by gaffke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughter is the best medicine, so yeah, shoot! Make us smile, make us laugh.
2006-10-14 07:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah - could do with a laugh
2006-10-14 07:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should have said bell end
2006-10-14 07:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by richard g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a crusty bum.
2006-10-14 07:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by fat bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really have to? lol
2006-10-14 07:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by DeDe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have at it!!!! we all can use a good laugh....
2006-10-14 07:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. but when?
2006-10-14 16:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋