Young son walks in on parents having sex, mother on top. Asks what's going on? Mom says "just trying to flatten your dad's tummy". Son replies....."Wasting your time, Mrs Murphy from next door comes in when your'e at work, gets on her knees and blows him back up again!"
2006-10-14 08:22:10 · 20 answers · asked by mistickle17 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 great joke!!
2006-10-14 08:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
Son sees a sheep laying on its back with its legs in the air.Son Asks why. Dad explains that it's died and it's legs are up so God can grab them and take it to heaven. Next day son tells dad that mum nearly died! "She was laying down with her legs and arms up in the air but its OK cos Mr Murphy from next door was holding her down.
2006-10-14 15:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Steven S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-10-14 15:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats a good one.x
2006-10-14 15:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by *DB* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on his birthday a kids walks in on mom and pop having sex. suprised pop asks him what he wants for his birthday. He says "i wanna watch". Dad looks and mom and says okay as long as your mom doesn't mind.
2006-10-14 17:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh, my stars that almost got me thrown out of the library for laughing too loud.
2006-10-14 15:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! Do you have anymore to share ?
2006-10-14 15:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jazzymay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That mom got burned! (Even if it is a joke!) LOL. That was a good one.
2006-10-14 15:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-14 16:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by pixie007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-14 18:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋