because she had a cold,
"get on the bed "said the doc "strip off and lay with your legs up in the stirrups". The doctor then stood in front of her nether regions and said "mmmm. ermmm"
"Whats up" says Tina, Iv'e only come in here with a cold "why am i laid naked with my legs a kimbo like this"
Well the Doctor said. " Its like this i have just bought a black sofa and i want to see what it looks like with pink cushions".lol.
I know you will tell me what ya think. bring it on.
2006-10-14 08:26:47 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
savage chic, its not gross, its a joke. the significance is black and pink, its meant to be tintilating and funny chill..
2006-10-14 08:32:26 · update #1
libragirl, you are the idiot, get a sense of humour.
2006-10-14 09:23:13 · update #2
Ha Ha Ha!
I actually thought that was quality!!
I don't understand why people "answer" people's questions with jokes!!
Good Job matey, thumbs up for you!
2006-10-14 11:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
what about this one then
two women talking over the garden fence
first one says to second "can you help me , i need to boost up my sex life ."
second one says "i know go home cook him a lovely meal and put on your best underware he wont refuse that "
so of she goes , cooks a lovely meal , puts on her best under ware .
her husband comes home eats his meal and looks at his wife and says"oh lovely now go up stairs take of all your clothes and do a handstand in front of the mirror with your legs open "
wife thinking she is in for some fun tonight rushes straight up and does what he asked
husband comes up goes over to his wife and puts his head between her legs
then says" me mates were right i dont look right with a beard "
didnt think that was too bad what does everyone else think
2006-10-14 10:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny, people are way too serious on here,look at my question in womens health and see the replys I had to that only one person got it ! DOH
2006-10-14 08:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke over 20 years ago, I **** ye not. Tina wasn't mentioned though...
2006-10-14 09:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Liberator Sieg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite amusing!
joke: ex-prostitute meets man of her dreams.
He proposes to her and they get married.On there wedding night she says to him, 'i had an accident when i was younger-i got my f.anny caught on a fence i was climbing over so dont be shocked if its big.(she did'nt want to tell him her ex-profession)
Theystart to have s.ex,husband see's her f.anny,'just how far accross the field did you get before you realised it was stuck'!?!
2006-10-14 12:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
every one is a critic, black fuzzy couch with spider webs and pink cushions and stinky must have come from walmart...lol
2006-10-14 10:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass me a tissue I want to wipe away the tears...
2006-10-14 08:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are not amused. We do not appreciate being insulted just because we told you we didn't think your joke was funny.
2006-10-14 09:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the old ones are the best
2006-10-14 09:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by KEITH L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's' just nasty and stupid, not a good joke. And why the hell did you use Tina turner? Idiot
2006-10-14 08:54:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋