Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

The organs of a human were debating on which one was most important and should be the leader. The brain said, "I control all the functions, so it's pretty obvious that I'm it." The nerves said, "No, I connect you to every one else. If it weren't for me, there'll be chaos." The heart said, "But I pump the blood to keep all the other parts running smoothly. I'm the most important. " And finally the anus said, "No, you are all wrong. I'm the most important and should be the boss. I get rid of the waste of this crap hole." The other organs paused and just laughed hysterically. The anus got pissed and closed up. The heart found it exhausting to pump any more blood. The nerves shrivled and were dehydrated. The brain began malfuntioning. Finally the organs screamed, "Okay, anus! You win! You're the leader!"

The moral of the story? If you're the boss, you're probably a total @sshole.

2006-10-14 17:05:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Anybody like Chamillionaire the new found Houston rapper ?

I like chamillionaire a lot he is so cute to me let me hear what u think on some other type talk.

2006-10-14 17:05:46 · 6 answers · asked by tHE G00N.* 2 in Music

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Have you heard of the author Nicholas Sparks?

well what do you think of him? does he sell books? cuz today i bought his book called "message in a bottle" ever heard if that book?

2006-10-14 17:05:34 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Meow♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know who won the FINALE of project runway?

if you dont know, give me your predictions

2006-10-14 17:05:33 · 10 answers · asked by Keira 2 in Television

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teri polo, i know the meet the parents girl?

teri polo, u know the main girl in meet the parents, gregs fiance, she did playboy???
is this her- ??

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3595/2rm6.jpg

2006-10-14 17:04:59 · 2 answers · asked by sharp 1 in Celebrities

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Favorite zombie movie?

I'm looking for some to watch on halloween

2006-10-14 17:04:48 · 9 answers · asked by el 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you the only one at the computer right now?

Only person in the room to

2006-10-14 17:04:15 · 28 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of Latin Sensation SHAKIRA???

2006-10-14 17:04:15 · 16 answers · asked by TrixR4KidZ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone old enough?

to have a favorite paul morrissey movie? If so, which one and why?

2006-10-14 17:04:00 · 7 answers · asked by el 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever get a song stuck in your head?

Any recently though
Darn it, i got Weird Al's song spoofs on my mind

2006-10-14 17:03:12 · 22 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I`m DIEING 4 some good music. I like Fergie, Cassie, and Jojo...any sugjestions??? Sad face if u don`t help... : (
PLEASE help!!!

2006-10-14 17:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by girly_girl 2 in Music

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Do you remember this movie?

Do remember V it was a made for TV movie in the mid 80's about a bunch of alians that came to earth to eat everyone and take all the water? Well there coming out with another version called V: The Second Generation! Do u think it will be good, bad or OK. I hope it will be good but chances are it will suck!!!

2006-10-14 17:02:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Isnt this amusing?

PICK UP LINE COMEBACKS

He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number? She: It's in the phone book. He: But I don't know your name. She: That's in the phone book too.
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."
Man: (Comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.) Woman: (Grabs his crotch, looks down at it, and looks back at him.) "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" (Nonchalantly walks off.)
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized, f* off!"
Man: (Tells a pick-up line at the airport bar.) Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." Man: (Graying man in his 60's.) "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
Man: (Glancing at a girl who had just walked by.) Woman: "What are you looking at?"
Man: "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: (Turning and looking at him. Lips parted and moistened with the tip of tongue. Leaning towards him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates.) "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
Man: (Pick-Up Line.) Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

2006-10-14 17:01:00 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Best love songs?

What are the best love songs?? The most romantic and meaningful??

2006-10-14 17:01:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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dose anyone nows william moseleys number is?

plz anwers my question thanks

2006-10-14 17:00:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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how many albums has christina aguilera sold?

any1 know? please give me the website where the info was of

2006-10-14 16:59:40 · 4 answers · asked by Justme 2 in Music

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what shows/staying home sick, as a kid?

I remember watching, "Dennis the Menace, I love Lucy,Gilligans Isand,Bewitched", I knew when all the old show's were over when "Price is Right" came on, it was news, soaps until 3pm.

2006-10-14 16:59:38 · 12 answers · asked by tamilynn 3 in Television

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