The organs of a human were debating on which one was most important and should be the leader. The brain said, "I control all the functions, so it's pretty obvious that I'm it." The nerves said, "No, I connect you to every one else. If it weren't for me, there'll be chaos." The heart said, "But I pump the blood to keep all the other parts running smoothly. I'm the most important. " And finally the anus said, "No, you are all wrong. I'm the most important and should be the boss. I get rid of the waste of this crap hole." The other organs paused and just laughed hysterically. The anus got pissed and closed up. The heart found it exhausting to pump any more blood. The nerves shrivled and were dehydrated. The brain began malfuntioning. Finally the organs screamed, "Okay, anus! You win! You're the leader!"
The moral of the story? If you're the boss, you're probably a total @sshole.
2006-10-14 17:05:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm falling out of my seat!!
A true moral for the real world.
2006-10-14 17:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by pantera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I approve of the moral of the story, but, not the gist of the story. Each organ is important and is essential; no one superior or inferior.
As a joke, ...hahaha...a bit funny.
2006-10-15 00:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thet was funny and true 2 thumbs up
2006-10-15 00:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by clumsy gamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree
2006-10-15 01:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
totally agreed
2006-10-15 00:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by IVETTE 7/26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. there's no doubt about it
2006-10-15 00:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true
2006-10-15 00:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by budicepussyweed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really.
2006-10-15 00:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋