PICK UP LINE COMEBACKS
He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number? She: It's in the phone book. He: But I don't know your name. She: That's in the phone book too.
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."
Man: (Comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.) Woman: (Grabs his crotch, looks down at it, and looks back at him.) "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" (Nonchalantly walks off.)
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized, f* off!"
Man: (Tells a pick-up line at the airport bar.) Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." Man: (Graying man in his 60's.) "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
Man: (Glancing at a girl who had just walked by.) Woman: "What are you looking at?"
Man: "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: (Turning and looking at him. Lips parted and moistened with the tip of tongue. Leaning towards him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates.) "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
Man: (Pick-Up Line.) Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
2006-10-14 17:01:00 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the website is www.yummielicious.com it's one of them doll websites but it kept me busy tonite. and you would scroll down to the last category and click "reads"
2006-10-14 17:18:52 · update #1
Hilarious! i might just use some of these...
2006-10-14 17:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by Samantha L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good real good. did u think of them off the top of ur head or get them off a website ect?????
2006-10-15 00:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-10-15 00:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, amusing.....hahaha
2006-10-15 01:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What website did you get them off they were really funny, please add a detail and tell what website u got them off of. and thanks i needed a laugh.
2006-10-15 00:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by what?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like very much.
2006-10-15 00:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by prince47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry, nope
2006-10-15 00:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2006-10-15 00:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ..... thanks for sharing ..... have a nice day!
2006-10-15 01:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more please
2006-10-15 00:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by k dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋