A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading
straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the
annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has
ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are
those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of
Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best
potential lover in all categories is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and
blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends
call me Bubba!
2006-10-13
01:37:27
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