A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading
straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the
annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has
ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are
those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of
Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best
potential lover in all categories is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and
blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends
call me Bubba!
2006-10-13 01:37:27 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I should not have read this at work. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-13 01:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by BigWally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's shallow i will admit but there's nothing wrong with it. I am the same way, i am so picky. I have to be with a guy that has the right jaw structure, dresses well, wears the right shoes etc.. if not i simply can't do it because in my heart and mind i will not be satisfied. Looks aren't everything but at the same time they are the starting factor. Honestly if you found a beautiful girl at first it wouldn't matter what came out of her mouth, that comes later, yo learn to deal with their personality or you fall in love with it but you have to have physical chemistry in order to get off the ground. So wanting a princess by your side isn't wrong at all.. UGLY girl might say that makes you a jerk but that's cause they have a bruised ego.. I'm the type of girl that i feel i am pretty, i get hit on all the time, i am confident and happy with myself and my guy must be the same.. other opinions simply don't matter.. Intelligence is a must as well.. Hope i helped a little bit and good luck on finding her xoxo
2016-03-28 07:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!he wanted 2 get some huh!! that's cute!! and black men do got it going on down there!! you might run into a few who should never let anyone See it though!! but that was a cute joke!!
2006-10-13 01:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by finenazfuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Reminds me of another quickie:
Did you hear about the new Jewish Chinese restaurant opening up in town? It's called "So Sue Me"...
2006-10-13 02:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by TeeDawg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool site for Music Lovers. Doesn't let you download but it has a great selection of albums and songs for instant listening.
Stream away!
http://xsao.net
2006-10-13 01:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Although I've "heard" this one before, I still got a chuckle from it.
2006-10-13 01:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe,good one!
2006-10-13 01:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....thanks for sharing.
Enjoy your weekend :-)
2006-10-13 02:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha clever
2006-10-13 01:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!
2006-10-13 01:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋