Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

2006-10-13 00:55:45 · 19 answers · asked by whatcaniaskhere 1 in Polls & Surveys

Wife Oh, come on. Please?
Husband Leave me alone.
Wife It won't take long.
Husband I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife I can't sleep without it.
Husband Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the
night?
Wife Because I'm Hot.
Husband You get hot at the darndest times.
Wife If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife You don't love me anymore.
Husband Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife (Sob-Sob)
Husband Alright, I'll do it.
Wife What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband I can't find it.
Wife Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it.
Husband There. Are you satisfied?
Wife Oh, yes, honey.
Husband Is it up far enough?
Wife Oh, that's fine.

Husband wnet to bed and said from now on when you want the window open,do it yourself.

2006-10-13 00:54:58 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 00:54:49 · 3 answers · asked by nani 1 in Music

Stop the Hostile Attacks on Christians!
Petition presentation next week. Add your name below.
If you haven't yet seen "The View's" Rosie O'Donnell's rant
against Christians, please take a moment to do so by clicking here:

http://www.grassfire.net/404/petition.asp?RID=4267809

2006-10-13 00:53:06 · 4 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:50:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-13 00:50:12 · 7 answers · asked by rigel_256 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-13 00:48:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-13 00:47:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You know the type: The kind with the rugged good looks, and a I don't give a damn attitude. The kind where you know you should stay far away from, but something draws you closer to him. Can you name a few or is your man that type?

2006-10-13 00:47:02 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

I find this really annoying. I've paid good money for the DVD. It's mine!! I want to watch the film, but I'm forced to wait up to 6 minutes for various previews to be shown.

I can't believe the arrogance of the film industry

2006-10-13 00:45:45 · 12 answers · asked by amania_r 7 in Movies

2006-10-13 00:45:38 · 8 answers · asked by whatcaniaskhere 1 in Polls & Surveys

is that really possible?

2006-10-13 00:45:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:45:19 · 6 answers · asked by arjun_best87 1 in Celebrities

if so, do you?

2006-10-13 00:45:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:45:03 · 21 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:44:42 · 24 answers · asked by booza 1 in Comics & Animation

I have no money,and my female friend is ginger and has no ideas!

2006-10-13 00:44:41 · 18 answers · asked by Neil B 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-13 00:41:56 · 12 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:40:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give names as many as u can..

2006-10-13 00:39:48 · 12 answers · asked by ok 4 in Comics & Animation

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. (tyler Durden, Fight Club)

2006-10-13 00:38:35 · 3 answers · asked by darkprinceinthehightower 1 in Movies

2006-10-13 00:38:23 · 10 answers · asked by khoshdel88 1 in Other - Entertainment

I think it would be an interesting experience but here's a link to see some good pictures of the place. Would you go there?

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82755

2006-10-13 00:34:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am in the office, bored out of my skull!!

I tried answering questions, voting and playing games on Yahoo.

I am tired of doing the same thing.

if you had to suggest something entertaining to me to get me excited ...what would it be???

2006-10-13 00:33:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1 in 10 people in England has got one, according to Jo Wiley, Radio 1 Deejay & Celebrity Triple-Nippler

2006-10-13 00:33:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 00:33:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Police Seeing Owls, could help in countless situations, I am sure you can think of thousands

Also they always bang on about new stealth planes that appear on the radar as a moth. Well bats can detect moths via sonar, training up some Police Echo Bats might just tip the war on terror in our favour.

Any other suggestions of animals that could help the police

2006-10-13 00:31:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are you annoyed by emo kids too? i dont like them very much.

2006-10-13 00:30:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Bumper Stickers - For Women!



1. Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.


2. Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman!


3. Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique.


4. I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you!


5. Marriage: The end of a perfectly good sex life!


6. Romance: It's like sex without handcuffs.


7. Jewelry - Because great sex doesn't last forever!


8. Tequila! Helping women lower their standards for years!


9. Life! So much time, so few men!

2006-10-13 00:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...instead of having one of these things and looking like a knob whilst walking around like everyone else with one does, simply think of the song you wanted to hear in your head, if you have more than an IQ of 13 you should be able to remember it quite clearly...if you want to share it with a friend, just hum it...

Sometimes it is the simple ideas that are the best

2006-10-13 00:27:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys