Bumper Stickers - For Women!
1. Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
2. Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman!
3. Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique.
4. I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you!
5. Marriage: The end of a perfectly good sex life!
6. Romance: It's like sex without handcuffs.
7. Jewelry - Because great sex doesn't last forever!
8. Tequila! Helping women lower their standards for years!
9. Life! So much time, so few men!
2006-10-13 00:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Would have to be
4. I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you!
2006-10-13 00:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Midnight Runner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 and 9
2006-10-13 13:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend and i are like number 4 and 9. I haven't had coffee yet don't make me kill you and Life!so much time, So few men!! Thats right go girls!
2006-10-13 07:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by KrystalKlear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well due to the fact that I've been married 3, yes 3, times, I have to pick #2. lol
2006-10-13 07:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why not none of the above -give em a chance to be the princess
Princess on board-treat with honor--david in Jesus amazing grace
2006-10-13 14:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i may be driving slow, but im in front of you
id rather push my holden than drive a ford
BABE on board
if you can read this sticker- where the bloody hell is my caravan?
2006-10-13 07:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's got to be number 2, on PMT week, I am scary!!!xxx
2006-10-13 08:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by stiflersmom29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. I used to be undecided, but now I'm not sure.
2006-10-13 07:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop following me, I'm lost too.
2006-10-13 07:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firemen do it with a longer hose.
2006-10-13 07:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋