2006-10-13 01:34:17 · 11 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results:
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results .
Receptionist: " Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem, we have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS . "
Mr Smith: " That's awful! What should I do"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town . If she finds her way home, don't shag her".
2006-10-13 01:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Liane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An older couple was getting ready for bed. The old man was in bed with the remote in one hand and a beer in the other. The woman was primping in the bathroom. Suddenly the woman jumps out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a red cape and yells: "Super Pu$$y"
The man calmly says, "I'll take the soup."
2006-10-13 08:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howdiiiiiiiiii, hi, I’m Mixer, you know when I’m driving down route 9W bored on a hot summer day, me and the missus’s always stop at Dickens. Dickens Cider Fruit Stand, they got everything from fruit to vegetables and home made pies but there ain’t nothing like there cider.
Dick inside ‘er, why yes siree, why even though we were late for church last Sunday, she had to have a little Dick inside ‘er.
She says that there ain’t nothing like it, even my minister says his wife enjoys a little Dick inside ‘er, now and then.
Now why don’t you bring some home in a protected red bottle, that way it’ll stay fresh or you could let it sit a while and have some hard Dick inside ‘er.
It’s good at lunch, it’s good at dinner and there’s nothing like waking up with a Dick inside ‘er.
Dickens Fruit Stand just off route 9W and Trencher Road 69, open 24 hours because after a chilly night, I like to snuggle up in bed with a hot Dick inside ‘er. UUUMMM
2006-10-13 08:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-13 08:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 100 nuns in a record shop?
Virgin Megastore!
2006-10-13 12:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his accountant?
Show me the honey.
2006-10-13 08:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by shell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are lots of good jokes, yes.
Have you never heard ANY?
2006-10-13 08:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by jinz 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
me and the ol' lady was going at it the other night, there wasn't nothing going on, I stopped and look at her and asked can't you think of anybody either?
2006-10-13 08:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is there for D's in edward woodward?
Cos ewar woowar sounds stupid
2006-10-13 08:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one GAY cowboy say to the other gay cowboy ??
YUP.
2006-10-13 15:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by da 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋