One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." Adam looks puzzled at God, "Lord, what is a kiss?". God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?" "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." Puzzled again he asks, "Lord, what is caress?" God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?" "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve." Puzzled yet again, "Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
2006-10-13 01:28:25 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahha...gud one...
2006-10-13 03:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam should had offered 1 arm and a 2 legs! Things would definitely turn out differently from now!
2016-05-21 22:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-13 01:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young men are often running to the well, to dicover it to be dry.
As years go by
Older men are often spending their time bailing because the "well runnith over".
lol
2006-10-13 02:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by Dad 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny, but in this house HE gets the headaches
2006-10-13 01:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe.Great!
2006-10-13 01:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..... And the Lord said:(with a heavy sigh)....
Headache = masterbate
2006-10-13 02:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but predictable.
2006-10-13 01:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. i think its female instinct
2006-10-13 01:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by candy_man313 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None taken ........
lol.....thanks for sharing ;-)
2006-10-13 02:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha lol
2006-10-13 01:30:22 · answer #11 · answered by suzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋