3 grooms staying in the same hotel after getting married, and before retiring to their rooms where their newly wed wives are waiting, they're enjoying a drink together at the bar. One of the grooms says he's nervous about consumating the marriage and says "How many times should you do 'it' on your wedding night?". They discuss a bit, then one says "Tell you what, however many times we do it tonight we'll talk about it over breakfast". "Yeah, but we can't just blurt it out. How about, how many times we've done it, we order that many pieces of toast with breakfast?". The men agree and join their wives.
The next day they meet at breakfast. The waiter asks the 1st man what he'd like. "I'll have a full english & 2 pieces of toast". The others say "Good on you mate!". The 2nd says "I'll have the same but with 4 pieces". "Well done son!". The 3rd says "The same again but with 7 pieces of toast". "Whoa!". As the waiter walks away he says "oh, and make 2 of them brown please...."
2006-10-13 01:23:44 · 15 answers · asked by theredalbino 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross, but funny.
2006-10-13 01:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one:
An Aussie, a French & an Italian men were all having a beer at the local, when the French guy said "when I make love to my wife she feels weightless." Hhmmmmm said the Italian gent, when I make lurve wiz my wayfe she hovers two inches above Zee bed.
After a bit the Aussie guy says, " when I finish F*ckin me mrs I wipe my dick on the curtain & she hits the friggin roof"!
2006-10-13 01:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by devilinme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, nice!
what's Bruce Lee's favourtie burger?
a Whoppaaa!
2006-10-13 01:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by phedro 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That comedian tale is old and wasn't even humorous whilst it became first made up! No it would not deserve a megastar yet I desire we nonetheless had the thumbs down selection!! ??we adore You Michael!!!!??
2016-10-16 03:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cruel but very funny, good job on telling it.
2006-10-13 01:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MINT joke. Made me chuckle.xxxx
2006-10-13 01:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by stiflersmom29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...i loved Michael F's joke too!!
2006-10-13 05:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute-----had 2 of them at the brown derby huh.
2006-10-13 01:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by suzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one.
2006-10-13 08:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ee!! but funny
2006-10-13 01:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by boo boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋