Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.

"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

2006-10-13 04:12:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 04:12:24 · 19 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3 in Polls & Surveys

Duct Tape.The Colors...Like Red,Green,Blue Ect...

Best Answer-10 Pts.

2006-10-13 04:12:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 04:12:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With Rod and Emu, and Grottbags...lol. Who was Grottbags side kick? It's been bugging me.

2006-10-13 04:11:57 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Nicola ♥ 3 in Television

2006-10-13 04:11:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It isn't what people call you, but rather what you answer to. True
or false and why?

2006-10-13 04:11:32 · 13 answers · asked by kekeke 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 04:11:00 · 1 answers · asked by matashi 1 in Music

There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.

When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."

The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then he says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"

2006-10-13 04:10:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you have seen the movie "The Departed" (if you haven't you should because it is AWESOME) what is the quote that is on the card of Billy's mother's flowers? It has to do with the departed but I can't remember it in it entiredy.

2006-10-13 04:10:27 · 6 answers · asked by sugrsweetbella 1 in Movies

1. French Fries or Tator-Tots?
2. Chill Dog or Hamburger?
3. CocaCola or Pepsi

2006-10-13 04:10:16 · 21 answers · asked by ernie-h-in-the-place 1 in Polls & Surveys

he is here to keep my Mom company? I went to the address on his tags but no one there knows of him. His name is Sylvestre, but we call him Salem. I will be moving to a new state at the end of this month with my kid. A new start for us. Will my Mom eventually move closer to me?

2006-10-13 04:09:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-13 04:09:31 · 3 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Music

Why does a woman work ten to fifteen years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

2006-10-13 04:08:48 · 20 answers · asked by kekeke 5 in Polls & Surveys

dose anyone know how to do it or were u can do it

2006-10-13 04:08:42 · 3 answers · asked by ak222002 4 in Music

2006-10-13 04:08:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im so bored!

2006-10-13 04:08:16 · 23 answers · asked by Smart Girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can any one suggest any similar authors formetotry.

2006-10-13 04:08:16 · 8 answers · asked by SilverSurfer 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-13 04:07:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where do you go in yours?

2006-10-13 04:07:31 · 2 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a snack cake, while the barber does his job. Her dad looks over and says, "Honey, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie". She looks up at him and says, "I know, Dad, and I'm gonna get boobs, too".

2006-10-13 04:06:36 · 9 answers · asked by happy heathen 4 in Jokes & Riddles

he goes along with the sun from east ,west,north

2006-10-13 04:06:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He prefers me in a tshirt gown instead of victoria's secret, it is wierd to me, because I thought most males preferred the other.

2006-10-13 04:06:05 · 17 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 04:06:04 · 21 answers · asked by kashif 1 in Other - Entertainment

He prefers me in a tshirt gown instead of victoria's secret, it is wierd to me, because I though most males preferred the other.

2006-10-13 04:05:45 · 8 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 04:05:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

GMA interview with Diane Sawyer, interviewing Mel Gibson, what did you think?

2006-10-13 04:05:11 · 3 answers · asked by mutt 6 in Celebrities

I would love to be able to remember all the details, but my DVD Club does not seem to have it? Has anyone seen a DVD of it?

2006-10-13 04:05:05 · 4 answers · asked by auntb93again 7 in Movies

2006-10-13 04:04:57 · 27 answers · asked by totalstressor 4 in Movies

Please can anyone tell me the name of the 'disco' sounding music used on the Danone advert with the lady driving the heart car?. Not the 'I got life' ads. Thank you.

2006-10-13 04:03:57 · 1 answers · asked by Hayzi P 1 in Television