There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.
When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then he says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"
2006-10-13 04:10:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As usual you've outdone yourself. LOL Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-13 04:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i should like sex, I have 3 kids at 16 and i love the joke really cute i need to tell that to a friend
2006-10-13 12:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by ~Mrs. Bubbles~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Too Cute!
2006-10-13 11:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-10-13 11:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one - but its a good one
2006-10-13 11:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes yes,.....I must stop having sex & answer this question!!!
2006-10-13 12:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by melsbargains 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-13 11:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by daveyboyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That was great!!
2006-10-13 11:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
i guess we all do!
2006-10-13 13:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough
2006-10-13 11:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋