This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
2006-10-13 04:12:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Now, that is just wrong! Poor guy! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend.
2006-10-14 01:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeee Heeee
2006-10-13 04:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by dollface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and Sweet...........yes.....but, too many....... What about this one? A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it." "Shut up," she says. "You’re next."
2016-05-21 22:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I wish I had thought of that line a few times.
2006-10-13 04:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by BUPPY'S MEME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great,but if I were that guy I would have told myself that perhaps she thought it was a very big cigar.
2006-10-13 04:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That is just terrible. Poor guy!! I loved that joke. Got any more?
2006-10-13 04:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are soooooo funny
2006-10-13 04:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're the funnist person on here.keep them comin
2006-10-13 05:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-13 04:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by rrineeed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you this guy?
haha.
couldn't resist.
<3
2006-10-13 04:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by hey hey. i'm here to stay. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋