Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2006

2006-10-12 02:38:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 02:38:17 · 6 answers · asked by angel 2 in Celebrities

FAT people?

2006-10-12 02:37:58 · 5 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack and Jill's backyard. They suddenly materialize inside the couple's house and address them: ''We come in peace. We want to find out how you humans reproduce. To make an accurate assessment of your procreation process, we would like to - as your species would say - swap partners."
Being ex-theater majors from a liberal arts college, Jack and Jill agree without hesistation. Jack leads the female alien into one room, while Jill takes the male alien's tenticle and leads him off into another room. Immediately, the male alien starts to strip down to his bare essentials. Jill, seeing the creature's shrunken, pasty, yellow, naked body before her, gasps and says, ''Gee, that's a really teenie weenie."

''Actually, I come in all sizes."

With a wink and a smile, the alien slaps his thighs, and magically, his penis pops out to about one foot in length. Jill, giggling with amazement, exclaims "Wow! That's outrageous. Can you do that with your thickness as well?"

"No problemo," assurres the well-hung alien. At that, he slaps at his ears, and, "boing," his member inflates out to about a good three inches in diameter. "Yippee. Yahoo," blurts out Jill, and proceeds to give Mr. Spaceman a taste of earth-style mating.

After about a three hour romp, Jill and Mr. Spaceman (now in smoking jacket and ascot) exit the bedroom and meet up with the other couple already waiting in the kitchen.

Jack, seeming somewhat dazed gets up and asks Jill, "How did it go in there?''

Jill, still a little woozy herself, smiles a goofy ****-eating grin and sings, ''That was by far, the most spectacular, unbelievable, eye-poppingest sex I have ever had. No offense. By the way, how'd it go with Ms. Universe over there?"

"Not so well. All she did was slap my ears for an hour and a half."

2006-10-12 02:37:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And yes I know they're getting married next year (well its rumored)

2006-10-12 02:36:36 · 21 answers · asked by Missy Snape 2 in Celebrities

not Fender i mean the names he gave them

2006-10-12 02:36:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 02:35:52 · 4 answers · asked by varun k 1 in Comics & Animation

not for the money or the fame, but just because you wish you had

2006-10-12 02:35:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 02:35:31 · 11 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 02:35:27 · 8 answers · asked by laurie b 1 in Celebrities

my grandmother seems to have gotton stuck into the refridgerator. How should I get her out?

2006-10-12 02:33:57 · 10 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

my mom is rather hirsute, but I think there is something else in play, here.

2006-10-12 02:33:49 · 3 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

like Happy Mondays, Thursday, Wednesday 13

2006-10-12 02:32:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 02:32:53 · 21 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Celebrities

Last night I received my favorite artist's newest album, and I am sad to say that though the cd has a lot of good tracks, I can't help but feel betrayed because his styles and lyrics have changed so much from where he began. It's almost like a comletely different artist. I understand that musicians grow and mature, but sometimes I feel very disappointed with the direction in which they take their music. Does anyone else feel this way sometimes?

2006-10-12 02:32:50 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ady_8e_80♥ 4 in Music

whats it like

2006-10-12 02:32:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bad news is I actually go with both right now. They each have qualities I like... if they were one person it'd be perfect. What should I do?

2006-10-12 02:32:16 · 13 answers · asked by jessicahunter8907 1 in Horoscopes

Jonathan ross's wife. Gothic looking chick. what do u think?
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2006-10-12 02:32:09 · 6 answers · asked by gooner1972 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-12 02:31:01 · 7 answers · asked by kenny00002002 1 in Television

there are rumours that they are texting and talking to each other when they can behind their partners backs and though they claim its only for work puposes, still you wouldnt be so secretive about it surely?

2006-10-12 02:30:34 · 37 answers · asked by carlaroberts18 3 in Celebrities

I watched a few of the shows but not religiously like the way I watch prisonbreak and 24 but i didnt think that the show was that bad..But the ratings are supposed to be so bad that they might cancel the show...It seems that as soon as that show "Heroes" came out it really killed the ratings for "Vanished"

2006-10-12 02:30:24 · 4 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Television

NO funny business, of course.

2006-10-12 02:29:47 · 17 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Internet is taking readers and advertising away from print magazines. Which magazines are bucking the trend, either by producing great websites that are making money or by doing smart things in print to retain their readers and revenue?

2006-10-12 02:29:21 · 3 answers · asked by Karlos 1 in Magazines

Can anyone give me a link on the information on this, and when its coming northeren kentucky, and what exact location, since a person at work mentioned that they were going but I haven't been able to find anything on it...

2006-10-12 02:29:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

sincerely. Or are you making a fool of someone? And leading them on?

2006-10-12 02:28:48 · 23 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is going to happen in my married life and my growth in Sprituality..

Facts

Name: Sriram Dhaundiyal
Place: Pauri Garhwal
DOB: 1st Feb. 1965
Time: 00.09.00 Am

2006-10-12 02:28:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-12 02:28:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no movies scare me i've seen pretty much all the classic scary movies the only one i cant watch on my own is the exorcist....

2006-10-12 02:28:16 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I have read a little about our compatability in the astrology charts, but has anyone had this type of relationship? We have been together now for 7 months and seems to be great. Just wanted to see if anyone has had a relationship with these two signs last for a long term relationship. I do take astrology with a grain of salt, but it still interest me.

2006-10-12 02:26:51 · 9 answers · asked by tiggers123 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-12 02:26:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys