Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack and Jill's backyard. They suddenly materialize inside the couple's house and address them: ''We come in peace. We want to find out how you humans reproduce. To make an accurate assessment of your procreation process, we would like to - as your species would say - swap partners."
Being ex-theater majors from a liberal arts college, Jack and Jill agree without hesistation. Jack leads the female alien into one room, while Jill takes the male alien's tenticle and leads him off into another room. Immediately, the male alien starts to strip down to his bare essentials. Jill, seeing the creature's shrunken, pasty, yellow, naked body before her, gasps and says, ''Gee, that's a really teenie weenie."
''Actually, I come in all sizes."
With a wink and a smile, the alien slaps his thighs, and magically, his penis pops out to about one foot in length. Jill, giggling with amazement, exclaims "Wow! That's outrageous. Can you do that with your thickness as well?"
"No problemo," assurres the well-hung alien. At that, he slaps at his ears, and, "boing," his member inflates out to about a good three inches in diameter. "Yippee. Yahoo," blurts out Jill, and proceeds to give Mr. Spaceman a taste of earth-style mating.
After about a three hour romp, Jill and Mr. Spaceman (now in smoking jacket and ascot) exit the bedroom and meet up with the other couple already waiting in the kitchen.
Jack, seeming somewhat dazed gets up and asks Jill, "How did it go in there?''
Jill, still a little woozy herself, smiles a goofy ****-eating grin and sings, ''That was by far, the most spectacular, unbelievable, eye-poppingest sex I have ever had. No offense. By the way, how'd it go with Ms. Universe over there?"
"Not so well. All she did was slap my ears for an hour and a half."
2006-10-12 02:37:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it!
2006-10-12 05:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sad for the male earthling, do you know where I can find one of those hip slapping, ear slapping aliens? I would like to adopt one.
2006-10-12 03:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm happy that i don't have Billet & beginning as siblings. organic evil! And Kashtastic you besides! i'm no longer able to have self assurance you probably did no longer enable your sister examine the final 2 Harry Potter books once you owned them! The anguish. THE anguish! My sympathies to all your siblings. Hmm, i for my section can no longer keep in mind any bargaining with my siblings on the 2d. i'm advantageous i've got accomplished it somewhat some circumstances without even realising although. yet i'm going to tell a narrative which Kashtastic's answer jogged my memory off. nicely, I easily have this older brother and this cousin who went to college at the same time and have been in the comparable grade. besides, the element approximately my brother is he develop into in contact in a header accident while he develop into little (lost his leg, his different leg did no longer develop good, he lost using his appropriate hand, scarred over factors of his abdomen and this section is proper to the story: lost his eye, so he had a pretend one to put in, this is like in ordinary terms a flat this you slip in like a sprint and actually take out back). besides, my brother and my cousin have been in Grade 7, and to make money that they had deliver at the same time around the tuckshop the place each and all of the Grade a million's - 6's have been and advised the youngsters that my brother ought to take out his eye in the event that they gave him money. So the youngsters gave them money, and he'd take out his eye and the ladies could start up screaming and the boys could ask him to take it out again and again. They have been fairly plenty awestruck and wishing they could do the comparable element. Yeah... it develop into all humorous to my brother & cousin till my mom found out - hahaha. i think of they simply did it two times although, the evil tuckshop female found them out. a minimum of they gave the youngsters their money's nicely worth. despite if, they never took too plenty money from the youngsters in ordinary terms a sprint to purchase lunch with. (they made advantageous the youngsters had adequate money for their own lunch). EDIT: Hahaha, i think of I made my bro & cuz sound like circus peasants. They weren't, I assure you. i think of it develop into extra of an test besides.
2016-12-08 13:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it was slapping of forehead and pulling of ears, but apart from that, a reasonably accurate summary of events that day.
2006-10-12 02:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So that's why that girl kept slapping my ears the other night.
2006-10-12 02:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
That would be awesome if guys could really do that.
Then we could pick and choose depending on what mood we were in!
2006-10-12 03:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhaha
poor guy!!he didnt get the special treatment
and he dissapointed the alien!!!!
hehe
2006-10-12 02:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, realy cute. Must tell my boss dat one!
2006-10-12 02:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Vader200 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOHHHH!!!!
Finally a sex toy to beat up and get raunchy with
**wink**
2006-10-12 03:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha that was a funny one lol!!!!
2006-10-12 02:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girls! now do you understand when some guys tug at your ears..?
2006-10-12 03:54:58 · answer #11 · answered by doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋