Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2006

I seen a few movies. And there is this one guy who has a big Winnie wee and he is about 5'6 200 lbs something- Little less then shoulder length hair and he has a beer belly. He looks like he's been a TV star too or I recgonize him from TV on An MTV show I think.. I don't know him name. So I am wondering if anyone knows who I am talking about??

2006-10-12 17:39:38 · 11 answers · asked by mccamel1666 3 in Other - Entertainment

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says: "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give him sex."

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,......"Screw the preacher!"

2006-10-12 17:39:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 17:38:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mind if I tag along?

2006-10-12 17:38:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

My birthdays this friday the 13th, I was wondering if anyone eles had one this friday. If so then Happy birthday!!!

2006-10-12 17:38:00 · 18 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

I SAW PICTURES OF HER DRUNK

2006-10-12 17:37:22 · 17 answers · asked by Ms. Weequahic high 3 in Celebrities

i need help!

2006-10-12 17:36:58 · 3 answers · asked by aya 2 in Jokes & Riddles

do you decorate with a few things, maybe just the door. do you decorate with a bag full, maybe the windows and door. or do you decorate with lots of stuff and go all out? and which holiday do you go all out on the most?

2006-10-12 17:36:22 · 4 answers · asked by Black N Gold Fan 2 in Polls & Surveys

who else thinks every character in The Office is annoying except for Steve Carrell, especially pam and jim

2006-10-12 17:36:01 · 4 answers · asked by haat 5 in Television

Something something hole in the ground something round and round........Wise men say.
With a kind of irishy feel.

2006-10-12 17:35:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm not greatly impressed. Saw is ok. Hostel wasn't at all what I thought it would be, but I have thought of so many different story lines and death scenes that will make these Hollywood movies seem like Barney & Friends...make a grown man cry, even. I'm talkin' about totally crossing the line...I would give examples, but 1. I don't want anyone stealing my ideas and 2. I don't think you could handle it.

2006-10-12 17:35:36 · 8 answers · asked by UVRay 6 in Polls & Surveys

If there was a election today {even though there is not and it could not happen} and there were 2 canidates who would u choose? George Bush or Bill Clinton?

2006-10-12 17:34:56 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Patrick!! whats wrong, "I can't see my four-head"

2006-10-12 17:34:32 · 4 answers · asked by Ms. Weequahic high 3 in Comics & Animation

Songs that aren't too girly.. I like metal and rock and stuff.. I know there are some good ones out there - - so all types of band can share I guess.

2006-10-12 17:34:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 17:33:56 · 22 answers · asked by lashygirl182 2 in Celebrities

thing that your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend does that makes your relationship feel great? and how often?

2006-10-12 17:33:15 · 14 answers · asked by Black N Gold Fan 2 in Polls & Surveys

for my kid's invisible friend.. i want to claim her next year on my taxes

2006-10-12 17:32:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 17:31:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 17:31:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 17:31:09 · 4 answers · asked by kwoman 2 in Other - Entertainment

What is up with that black dude in the town who is hiding drums and whats up with that laptop, who is he talking to?

2006-10-12 17:30:18 · 2 answers · asked by cr3ater 2 in Television

have a thousand eyes?

2006-10-12 17:29:45 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Alright.....I've been playin bass bout 4 years now.....know alot of songs......but it is limited to learn song that have a decent bass line....I've learned songs from Primus, Rancid, Metallica, Tool, RHCP, Does anyone else have any suggestions on sum songs???

2006-10-12 17:29:00 · 6 answers · asked by Josh 1 in Music

While i was sleeping, i think i was having a bad dream, so i swiped my face with my hand and yanked off my nose stud. So i woke up in obvious pain and my nose was bleeding so i cleaned it off and started to put it back in. It fell and landed somewhere. I heard a small little thud so i assumed it fell on my floor. I was too tired to look so i went back to bed. Anyway, i searched for about 30 minutes when i got home from university. AND GUESS WHERE IT WAS?

In my drawer.
How it managed to land in there is completely beyond me.
But i'm also beyond happy.
Aside from the fact that it hurt like bloody hell trying to put it back in.
But i finally did it!!!!

Yes, that's my story.

Have YOU lost anything recently?

2006-10-12 17:28:49 · 18 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are you Superstitious and do you believe that this is a day of evil happenings?

2006-10-12 17:28:32 · 27 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-12 17:28:27 · 6 answers · asked by knito 2 in Other - Entertainment

But you ask about being not nice, ( I can't say n*u*hty) and they delete the dang thing?

2006-10-12 17:28:12 · 12 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

ask, ask, ask.....its always about you isnt it?

2006-10-12 17:27:27 · 19 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm an animal that makes no sound.
Songs have been made about me.
Vegetarians will eat me.
I'm neither dead, nor alive.
Kids often play with me.
I may even taste sugary.

What am I?

2006-10-12 17:26:56 · 13 answers · asked by gurly_gurl230 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. Rather than shoot it to get the trophy he came for, the man very carefully approaches the elephant and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot.

The elephant begins to limp away, but then turned and stared at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way.

"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.

Twenty few years later the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it knows him.

The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?" He decides to get a closer look.

With the elephant still giving him the stare down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face.

The elephant reached down... picked the man up carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air... then throws him crashing to the ground and stomps him to death!

Turns out it wasn't the same elephant.

2006-10-12 17:25:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles