Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2006

A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of people telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes, "Theme Party".... Come as a Human Emotion.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

The guy says, "I am green with envy."

"That's brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.

He says to the woman, "Wow great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

"I am tickled pink" she replies.

"I love it" says the host "come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "Truth guys, what the hell are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm friggin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispear."

2006-10-12 17:21:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Meaning of life?

whats the meaning of life

2006-10-12 17:21:25 · 24 answers · asked by Blake H 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you download music onto your ipod?

I need to know how to download it from imesh and a cd.

2006-10-12 17:20:07 · 6 answers · asked by pyro187 1 in Music

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heres a joke.?

ok some people might have seen this on blue coller tv so yeah.
ok, so this guy and his friend are hunting out in the woods while his wife is at home.
so his friend says "hey, i can see your house from here. your wife is cheating on you".
so the guy says "shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part"
and his friend says " hey i can get that in one shot!"

lol tell me what you think.

2006-10-12 17:19:44 · 5 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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In Harry Potter.....?

why does everyone think harry & hermonie like each other when ron & hermonie like each other?

2006-10-12 17:19:20 · 10 answers · asked by kaotic_rose 1 in Movies

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How cold is.....?

How cold does it have to be for you when you think it's tooo cold?

2006-10-12 17:19:19 · 33 answers · asked by wolfpack0810 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is better dream or reality and why?

2006-10-12 17:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Dancing With The Stars Fans Out There?

I love dancing with the stars!!! Who do you think should win? I think Mario!!! he is really cute and i think him and his partner like each other

2006-10-12 17:18:53 · 8 answers · asked by pinksweetheart852 2 in Celebrities

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Where can I find pictures from the Red Hot Chili Peppers music video for Snow (Hey Oh)?

2006-10-12 17:16:07 · 6 answers · asked by bodyrocker011 1 in Music

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does it mean I have gay tendencies cause I like Hello Kittie stuff?

2006-10-12 17:15:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In what way does art speak to you the most powerfully?

telling a story?
capturing a feeling?
expressing an opinion?
or just being awe-inspiring?
or some other way?

for me it speaks most powerfully when it captures a certain feeling

2006-10-12 17:15:46 · 9 answers · asked by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you feel about positive stereotypes?

an oxymoron to me.

and so you kno

its things like

black men are well endowed

asians are smart

latinos are romantic

whites are wealthy

2006-10-12 17:15:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you fear Friday the 13th ?

2006-10-12 17:15:34 · 22 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

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did kathy griffin win in the emmy?

2006-10-12 17:15:17 · 2 answers · asked by Dindo N 1 in Celebrities

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Black metal guitar players?

If your into black metal and play guitar my question is do you use heavy, med,or light picks. and in case you know the immorttal song tyrants what effect is he using on the guitar. Thank u

2006-10-12 17:15:03 · 3 answers · asked by tranquilized_inaz 3 in Music

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who knows that song from tonight's smallville episode?

the lyrics goes like this "have i told you i ache..." i'm not really sure if it's "ache" but it sure sounds like it. anybody out there who knows the group or person who sings that song? name of song and artist would be greatly appreciated. =D

2006-10-12 17:14:42 · 3 answers · asked by mr_nart 2 in Music

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Is it true that Lois Lane is dead? That in the comic book they killed her during the 9-11-01?

I heard it on the History Channel. Or did I missed heard it. I have not read a comic book since they killed superman in the 90's

2006-10-12 17:14:30 · 6 answers · asked by darkvadershield35 2 in Comics & Animation

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Whats Cole Sprouses middle name?

2006-10-12 17:13:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How do you get instrumental versions of popular music?

i specifically need cascada- everytime we touch, and gavin degraw- follow through, but is there a way to get instrumental versions of just any popular music? on limewire or anything? and transfer it to a cd? thanks[=

2006-10-12 17:13:13 · 5 answers · asked by Sarah 1 in Music

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