A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of people telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes, "Theme Party".... Come as a Human Emotion.
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
The guy says, "I am green with envy."
"That's brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.
He says to the woman, "Wow great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
"I am tickled pink" she replies.
"I love it" says the host "come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Truth guys, what the hell are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm friggin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispear."
2006-10-12 17:21:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, good one.Thanks for the laugh
2006-10-12 17:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed the only tickled purple. to this point as the two black men from Jamaica are in touch, somebody ought to have accompanied at the back of them wearing a purple shaped bottle of Pepto-Bismol for emotion of being dissatisfied.
2016-10-19 07:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crazy
2006-10-14 16:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super long question...i dont know...i stopped paying attention after..wow great outfit
2006-10-12 17:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥chiodosluv♥ 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
that's really lame.... not even funny lame, just a waste of time lame.
2006-10-12 17:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jesse 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's funny!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-12 17:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!
2006-10-12 17:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋