A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. Rather than shoot it to get the trophy he came for, the man very carefully approaches the elephant and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot.
The elephant begins to limp away, but then turned and stared at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way.
"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.
Twenty few years later the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it knows him.
The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?" He decides to get a closer look.
With the elephant still giving him the stare down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face.
The elephant reached down... picked the man up carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air... then throws him crashing to the ground and stomps him to death!
Turns out it wasn't the same elephant.
2006-10-12 17:25:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO!!! OMG I don't care what anyone else says that was FUNNY!!!
2006-10-12 17:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you see im an animal lover, so i was beginning to get all touchy with the cute story until the end...hehe..but i guess thats just the way a good jokes goes out
2006-10-13 06:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw jeez
that was funny
2006-10-13 00:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait what was the question if you told us the story.
but an interesting story!
2006-10-13 00:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Who_Loves_Pizza?_I do!_I do! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For two points...ok.
2006-10-13 00:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao!!!!! that was great!! u really had me going! didnt see it coming at all!
2006-10-13 07:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally didn't see that comin! funny though:)
2006-10-13 00:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good lol
2006-10-13 00:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by nikki sixx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
****** weird... didnt see that comin lol
2006-10-13 00:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-10-13 00:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Drake ☮ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋