Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together."

"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"

"Well then," said the beggar, "What are you doing in my bed?"

2006-10-11 04:33:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:33:47 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

I have a small child, so most of my adult content shows are recorded and viewed after bedtime.

I must admit ER is making a come back.

2006-10-11 04:33:38 · 8 answers · asked by Denise W 6 in Television

its the name of a Zeetv Series

2006-10-11 04:33:11 · 9 answers · asked by debbie m 1 in Television

is he a celebrity?

2006-10-11 04:32:45 · 19 answers · asked by bobdatbuilder345 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 04:32:06 · 7 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's basically a jazz rendition of "Flight of the Bumblebee" and can be heard in Kill Bill vol. 1. I want the sheet music!

2006-10-11 04:31:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-11 04:31:33 · 6 answers · asked by ali 1 in Music

Because I can, you know.

Sometimes, while I'm still on the toilet, I'm already putting my next meal into the microwave.

2006-10-11 04:31:17 · 2 answers · asked by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:31:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A retard in a room full of bounce-balls? I'm sorry.

2006-10-11 04:30:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:30:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:29:58 · 3 answers · asked by Denise W 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-11 04:29:52 · 10 answers · asked by falsman14 2 in Television

paddy and mick had a nightmare day visiting the sperm bank in london.........
paddy missed the tube and mick came on the bus........... xx

2006-10-11 04:29:31 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

mom or dad?

2006-10-11 04:29:27 · 25 answers · asked by adam peter 1 in Polls & Surveys

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss, that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."

2006-10-11 04:29:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

but now i cant remember what it is............... dont u hate those moments?

2006-10-11 04:28:27 · 8 answers · asked by =]] 2 in Polls & Surveys

Girl for eating banana and sugar sandwiches?

2006-10-11 04:28:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Describe your expirence! THANKS

2006-10-11 04:27:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A co-worker has the following puzzle up. Does anyone know what the last four digits would be and what the logic is?

112123
345611
271222
165433
54####

2006-10-11 04:27:54 · 1 answers · asked by Laura 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-11 04:27:38 · 19 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:27:33 · 5 answers · asked by Erin R 1 in Television

you know you are addicted to answers when........
will this even post?

2006-10-11 04:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"

Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"

2006-10-11 04:26:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:25:29 · 6 answers · asked by marie 1 in Polls & Surveys

i think it was eighties tv not sure would like to know what it was called, it was about a guy on a bike that was similar to k.i.t.t in night rider

2006-10-11 04:25:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have been an NCTJ qualified journalist for over a year now but have had little luck on the job front.

Media Agencies, The Guardian newspaper and publishing house websites have had a few jobs on them but competition is very tough and despite a fairly impressive CV I have had no success.

Unfortunately I can't afford to undertake unpaid work experience.

It seems most of these editorial jobs are given through contacts or via word of mouth.

Any suggestions?

2006-10-11 04:25:02 · 5 answers · asked by Rosie 3 in Magazines

Geez people!!! Lighten up!

2006-10-11 04:24:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:23:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys