Once there was a parrot and he swore like a sailor. He belonged to a goody-goody little old man. parrot kept swearing. The little old man said, "If you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a cupboard!" The parrot kept right on swearing. So the little old man put the parrot in the cupboard. The parrot was kicking the walls and making a lot of racket until the little old man finally took him out. The parrot kept swearing so the little old man said, "If you keep swearing, I am going to put you in the freezer!" The parrot kept swearing so the little old man put him in the freezer. The bird was making a racket for about 5 min then it was all quiet. the Man was beginning to get scared, so he opened up the freezer. The birdquietly stepped out, his hands folded in front of him. He said, "I will be good as long as I live! By the way, what did the chicken do?"
i know not so good. but made me laugh
2006-10-11
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