Two professors were having an argument as to why the head of a man's penis was larger than its’ shaft.
“YABA YABA YABA YABA”
Suddenly a voice is heard from above,
“WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE I HEAR?” asks God
“well my lord, we have just concluded studies on why the head of a man's penis is larger than its’ shaft”
“and my final verdict is that the head is larger than the shaft to give man more pleasure during sex.” ,said the first professor.
“No it isn’t, the reason is to give the woman more pleasure during sex.” Said the second professor.
“NO IT ISN’T, IT’S WAS TO KEEP ADAMS HAND FROM FLYING OFF AND HITTING HIMSELF IN THE FOREHEAD!!..........ooops”
2006-10-11 00:20:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for the joy nd production of men
2006-10-11 00:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by jammu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gods creation is beyond our comprehension.
The women was his best of creations.
As a mother selfless and enduring, she concieves and carries you in her womb for a very very long time, during which she loses her own self for you, protects you and nurishes you, she gives you life at her expense, while you are born, she cries with pain but she bears it for you, she loves like none else in the world. she nurtures you and feeds you, she teaches you, she cares for you, she sacrifices so much for you in a day you cant compensate in a life time. she stays a mother all her life, viod of any expectations from you, now ask why God created women?
As a wife,
she wows her life so u can live in comfort, she wow alleigance to you, she keeps her chastity for just you, she does everything for you that a mother does to her baby,
she gives her body and sould to you and you use her as you please, she protets your home and your children, she raises them for you, cares for you, cooks for you, scarifices for you,
ask why god made women?
when u have understood this then please ask someone also why god made sisters and daughters.. why Jesus was born of mary, why Mary? and ask why god made women?
2006-10-11 08:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-10-11 07:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is wise and he knows all about this world because he is the one who created it.
you (as a human) can't possibly ask such a question
if God haven't created women , there won't be you so i think you should thank God each time you sow a woman
2006-10-11 07:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha- is it was that long to hit his forehead!!!
2006-10-11 08:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-10-11 08:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by sky l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, i'll have to tell my cousin...
keep the jokes coming
2006-10-11 07:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u know very well yaar, no need to answer i think so,
2006-10-11 07:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by kuku t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny.. never thought of that!
2006-10-11 07:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by statistics 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow... thats a good reason
2006-10-11 10:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ong N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋