Once there was a parrot and he swore like a sailor. He belonged to a goody-goody little old man. parrot kept swearing. The little old man said, "If you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a cupboard!" The parrot kept right on swearing. So the little old man put the parrot in the cupboard. The parrot was kicking the walls and making a lot of racket until the little old man finally took him out. The parrot kept swearing so the little old man said, "If you keep swearing, I am going to put you in the freezer!" The parrot kept swearing so the little old man put him in the freezer. The bird was making a racket for about 5 min then it was all quiet. the Man was beginning to get scared, so he opened up the freezer. The birdquietly stepped out, his hands folded in front of him. He said, "I will be good as long as I live! By the way, what did the chicken do?"
i know not so good. but made me laugh
2006-10-11 00:12:39 · 13 answers · asked by som1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he took and bit the guys nuts off and then snook out of the freeser and said as long as i live i qwill be good
2006-10-11 01:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by titansfanmikie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 04:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably forgot to look both ways before crossing the road!
2006-10-11 01:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by paulobfunky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could the parrot kick the walls in when he was in the cupboard ????????????
2006-10-11 00:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense, but that one is pretty old by now
the 1st time i heard that joke was 4 years ago
2006-10-11 00:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-10-11 01:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really understand
2006-10-11 00:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanx for the laugh!!!
2006-10-11 00:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had a go, thats what counts
2006-10-11 00:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
= ) it was a lovely joke!
2006-10-11 00:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋