Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

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A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now."

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it."

2006-10-11 04:43:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 04:42:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:41:44 · 54 answers · asked by twinkle 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 04:41:25 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-11 04:40:48 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

It's a large watch? Holly was wearing it too. They wear it in almost every episode.

2006-10-11 04:40:46 · 11 answers · asked by Diana 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 04:40:31 · 11 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

if no, why not

2006-10-11 04:40:17 · 11 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

cd set Rarities ??? 2 cd set & how to get it

2006-10-11 04:40:12 · 1 answers · asked by TONTO D 1 in Music

The Kiss like no other Kiss~ Have you ever found that Kiss yet?
And if you did what did you do with it?

2006-10-11 04:40:07 · 7 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 04:39:22 · 5 answers · asked by Monica K 2 in Movies

These last few days have been nothing but the damn Yankees. You know there is another NY team still in the playoffs!

Rum Cake for all!

2006-10-11 04:39:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Right now i am drinking tim hortons hot chocolate.. what bout u

2006-10-11 04:39:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have on your messenger and how many do you actually talk to? I have about 40, I talk to 1 :)

2006-10-11 04:38:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are 6 Dots set-up as so:


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Now, try to connect one dot to ther others, then the second dot to the others, then the third and so on... by using lines, curves, twists, or whatever to make it happen.



I am not sure what this puzzle is called, but if you know the name, please tell me! TY if you have a solution that would be appreciated too!

BTW, only einstein was the first to solve it!

2006-10-11 04:38:52 · 5 answers · asked by Raushan P 2 in Jokes & Riddles

How would you react if the man all of a sudden got sick of it and decided to file for divorce because he felt you were using him?

2006-10-11 04:38:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as a joke...

2006-10-11 04:38:27 · 5 answers · asked by gaucha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 04:38:18 · 5 answers · asked by ckhhuff2438 1 in Television

It's so dumb whenever I hear I sing the hook; how crazy is that!!! And the dance looks stupid!

2006-10-11 04:38:17 · 16 answers · asked by Diva E 2 in Music

2006-10-11 04:37:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-11 04:37:20 · 3 answers · asked by hearts'n'flowers 2 in Music

What's the deal? and wen's it starting again in Ireland? love it or hate it?

2006-10-11 04:36:59 · 5 answers · asked by JinMu 2 in Television

2006-10-11 04:36:58 · 1 answers · asked by ts 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:36:46 · 4 answers · asked by ckhhuff2438 1 in Television

whether it be emotional or physical?

2006-10-11 04:36:05 · 17 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:35:21 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

the wizard of oz?

2006-10-11 04:35:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-11 04:34:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 04:34:43 · 5 answers · asked by nicole kidman jr. 1 in Television

who is she?

2006-10-11 04:34:00 · 20 answers · asked by bobdatbuilder345 1 in Other - Entertainment