funny or not?

Question

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

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A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now."

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it."

Answer 1

Yes they both were funny. I give you a thumbs up vote. :-)

Answer 2

Definitely funny!

Answer 3

Those were terrible, shocked and appalled I am! Okay I have to go so I can call my best friend and tell him immediately. :)

Answer 4

Funny, the first one..

Answer 5

First one, LAME-O! 2/10

Second one, FLIPPING HILARIOUS! 10/10 for sure!

Answer 6

hehehe>>>funny

Answer 7

i am totally offended

Answer 8

lol omg lol!