Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

2006-10-11 09:09:37 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

who should win?
i say anchal.

2006-10-11 09:09:12 · 8 answers · asked by 2hot4u 1 in Other - Entertainment

What is the name of the boat on the new Ben & Jerry's comercial for Phish Phood and what is the significance of that name?

2006-10-11 09:09:02 · 4 answers · asked by Heathery Lane 4 in Television

they must be pg 13 and no cursing and plz have somtheing modern.i need to bring a scary pg 13 no cursing dvd movie in school.(im a teen so sotin teens would like.)

2006-10-11 09:08:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

After seeing things for a few weeks ya'all must have some predictions. Smith was the first casuality apparently.

2006-10-11 09:08:30 · 7 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Television

And who gave it to you?

2006-10-11 09:08:16 · 39 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

for me it wasnt.it was cool

2006-10-11 09:08:15 · 21 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Polls & Surveys

There is a boat in the water... on the side of the boat there is a ladder... on the ladder there is 6 rungs.... each rung is exactly 1 foot (12 inches) apart from the next rung.... the last rung is exactly 1 foot from the water.
The tide is rising exactly 6 inches every 45 minutes.... how many rungs will be under water in 4 hours?
First one to get this riddle right gets 10 points.... I´ll post the answer here in 20 minutes

2006-10-11 09:07:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love Michael.

But I'm afraid that it might be Jeffrey. Why else would they make such a big deal out of him cheating???

2006-10-11 09:07:41 · 5 answers · asked by lady h 1 in Television

and 3/ i dreamt i bought a house with a cooker in the garden and was worried id get cold or wet whilst cooking but bought the house as its cheap does anyone know what these dreams mean

2006-10-11 09:06:58 · 19 answers · asked by cazmo 4 in Horoscopes

Who's the better actor?

2006-10-11 09:05:43 · 18 answers · asked by bezsenný 5 in Celebrities

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a ********.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

2006-10-11 09:05:32 · 22 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

This is going to sound absurd. I'm afraid I killed somebody.
I suffer severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, I'm very disabled from it. I can't even go to school.

I've been delusioned into thinking I've killed people or tried to kill people since I was 12 (I'm 16 now). It's very scary, and I wish it would stop, but I can't convince myself I'm not guilty of murder.

This disease is clever (I hope it is!). One time I had this nightmare that I choked this kid to death somewhere, and last night I thought I had a "memory flash" which I'm hoping is a false memory, it probably is, that I had killed someone for real (back when I was 14 or 15). I can't remember what I was thinking about after this flash of memory, but my mind is telling me it wasn't good.

Can somebody please tell me I'm crazy? My god, this is tearing me apart, I don't know what to do. I can't trust my memory. Did I do something awful to block this out? I'm a good person, I can't be a killer?

2006-10-11 09:05:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

2006-10-11 09:05:03 · 10 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i love the colors, holidays coming,the cooking and eating

2006-10-11 09:04:57 · 18 answers · asked by hfroggie2005 5 in Polls & Surveys

My husband is convinced it is all an elaborate reality game show. What do you think ?

2006-10-11 09:04:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-11 09:04:23 · 7 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Other - Entertainment

www.myspace.com/miguelgb

2006-10-11 09:04:13 · 9 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

help?

2006-10-11 09:03:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

some middle schools have uniforms?
i just moved from one that didnt to one that did :(

2006-10-11 09:03:44 · 17 answers · asked by BlackHearted 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you are comfortable saying who, feel free.

2006-10-11 09:03:28 · 19 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

Let's assume it's an interested glance or an admiring stare. I'm not talking about obviously psychopathic fixations or crude lechery.

2006-10-11 09:02:38 · 47 answers · asked by Trust Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-10-11 09:02:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 09:01:57 · 9 answers · asked by bobbydennis352005 2 in Television

Do you want me to show you? Sorry, my cheesy quote of the day.

2006-10-11 09:01:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 09:00:32 · 26 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

He keeps saying Yah! Ive got mail! I looked on comedy central.com and they have all the shows it appears but I dont see it. Help!

2006-10-11 08:58:53 · 1 answers · asked by MazdaMatt 5 in Television

After losing her son three days after the birth of her daughter. Do you think ET and The Insider had the right to publicize her ex story only a few days after Daniel's tragic death. Has entertainment news gone to far?

2006-10-11 08:57:40 · 18 answers · asked by Star* 1 in Celebrities

What was in the room that Oprah got to visit at Graceland? Some rare Elvis things?

2006-10-11 08:57:35 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

Does anyone else get sad when it rains?

2006-10-11 08:57:05 · 36 answers · asked by troxy12 3 in Polls & Surveys