Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

Whats the deal with that? I have seen numerous questions about it but have no clue what the catch is.

2006-10-11 15:40:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by in a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. Watkins replied. "The Lord will provide."
The men shrugged and rowed on. By evening, the water level forced Mrs. Watkins to climb on top of the roof for safety. She was spotted by a man in a motorboat, who offered to pick her up. "Don't trouble yourself," she told him. "The Lord will provide."

Pretty soon, Mrs. Watkins had to seek refuge atop the chimney. When a Red Cross cutter came by on patrol, she waved it on, shouting, "The Lord will provide." So the boat left, the water rose, and the old woman drowned.

Dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed, she came through the pearly gates and demanded to speak to God. "What happened?" she cried.

"For cryin' out loud, lady," God said, "I sent three boats."

2006-10-11 15:39:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or already have you ?

2006-10-11 15:39:06 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:38:47 · 16 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 2 in Polls & Surveys

...or 4?

2006-10-11 15:38:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off and hits a man as he's walking to the next hole. He immediately clasps his hands over his crotch and falls to his knees in pain.
The two blondes run over and ask him if he is all right. He says that he is fine, but the blondes insist on helping him. They unzip his pants and begin to massage his crotch.

After a while one blonde asks if it feels better, and he says, "That felt good, but my hand still hurts like crazy!"

2006-10-11 15:37:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

temptations are only thoughts. They only mean something if you put them into action. If you ACTED out on all your temptations, would you be in trouble?

2006-10-11 15:37:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:36:57 · 23 answers · asked by i am NOT George Bush Jr 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:36:30 · 8 answers · asked by i am NOT George Bush Jr 1 in Polls & Surveys

would you recognize him as a hero? or just a friggin' perv.?

2006-10-11 15:36:29 · 16 answers · asked by Jim 2 in Movies

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She said, ''Daddy, what is sex?''

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees.''

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

Her father said, ''Why did you ask that question, honey?''

She replied, ''Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex.''

2006-10-11 15:35:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are three men standing on a staircase, directly behind each other, each wearing a colored beany. There are five beanies, three blue and two red. The man on the top says 'I don't know the color of my beany.' The man directly ahead of him ponders for a bit and then says 'I don't know the color of my beany, either.' The man at the bottom also thinks for a while, and then says 'I know the color of my beany.' What is the color, and how does the bottom man know the color?

2006-10-11 15:35:41 · 6 answers · asked by johnala 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I like 3 days grace, sum 41, green day, three doors down, tool just a list a few. Anyone have any suggestions for a new group i could listen to?

2006-10-11 15:34:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Did anyone see the commercial for some horror channel coming to comcast on demand...if so, does anyone know the website they gave?

2006-10-11 15:34:29 · 1 answers · asked by Liz S 3 in Television

2006-10-11 15:34:28 · 26 answers · asked by i am NOT George Bush Jr 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:34:25 · 17 answers · asked by A 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."

2006-10-11 15:34:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am trying to find the name of a song that goes something like this:
I had no daddy around when I was growing up
thats why I am wild and don't give a f**k
something another and then... don't let my cute face fool you

2006-10-11 15:33:20 · 10 answers · asked by BabyPrincess REAL JAMAICAN QUEEN 3 in Music

2006-10-11 15:33:15 · 31 answers · asked by anonymoususer987876 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:32:58 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:32:46 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I watched a video of one of his shows and every minute they took fainting people out, girls were crying, pulling their hair off, screaming. One woman that went on the stage has to be taken out screaming and cicking by security guards.... I like his songs but what's the big deal????

2006-10-11 15:32:10 · 2 answers · asked by yafit k 4 in Polls & Surveys

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

2006-10-11 15:32:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 15:31:47 · 8 answers · asked by Kathleen C 1 in Other - Entertainment

for the episode airing 10/11/06. Please help...I cant wait for the online replay. My damn DVR cut it off!!!

2006-10-11 15:31:30 · 10 answers · asked by Pluto 1 in Television

does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside or right down bitter to the bone?

I dont like it personally, and no i dont feel like playing around in it either...bahumbug!

2006-10-11 15:30:48 · 77 answers · asked by bobbie21brady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:30:31 · 26 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:30:22 · 8 answers · asked by hasselhoff 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 15:29:56 · 1 answers · asked by stephanie j 1 in Television

2006-10-11 15:29:47 · 29 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys