An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She said, ''Daddy, what is sex?''
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees.''
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
Her father said, ''Why did you ask that question, honey?''
She replied, ''Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex.''
2006-10-11 15:35:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheheheh that's the best joke i've heard. good one
2006-10-11 15:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl is outside doing cartwheels and tells her mommy, "Johnny just gave me 5 dollars to do them again". Her mommy says "Johnny just wants to see your panties," the little girl says "Well I taught him cuz I'm not wearing any"
2006-10-11 15:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by nemraC 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well my dear sex is happy little things you do when you is a biggg girl.it makes your heart beat fast your eyes bug out.it tickles sometime.and you might make strange noises if is gooda nough.but remember not to squeeze the charmin.it might.squeeze u back.
2006-10-11 15:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There's a man trying to do a woman's job...poorly!
2006-10-11 15:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u no what i almost fell for it
ha ha ha
good 1
2006-10-11 15:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Always Jolly AJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Lol
so funny but it is kind of old sorry
2006-10-11 15:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by bettyboop_bell 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree, and yes gym teachers should be required to be able to do chin-ups. At least in Nebraska.
2006-10-11 15:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm....Pretty good.
haha
2006-10-12 03:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo funny
2006-10-11 16:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-11 16:38:46 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋