There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
2006-10-11 15:32:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe.... cute.
2006-10-11 15:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've ridden in a BMW, have you ever ridden a horse? Betcha my a$$ wasn't as sore afterwards!
2006-10-11 23:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was cute... A man walks into a bar and says "give me 3 beers and 3 shots, My wife is driving me to drink" Another man says... "You must have a sweet wife, mine makes me walk".
2006-10-11 22:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya but you still need some kind of a personality, there in lies the problem.
2006-10-11 22:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't need a BMW.
I have a horse.
2006-10-11 22:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say, that joke sucked.
2006-10-11 22:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is cute!
And most likely true!
2006-10-11 22:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-11 22:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-10-11 23:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by not2shabby abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny!
2006-10-11 23:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-11 22:37:12 · answer #11 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋