Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

I have never had to transport a suit on an airplane and was wondering how others went about it. I generally dont check baggage so I dont really have a suitcase or anything......

2006-10-11 15:29:39 · 7 answers · asked by xoil1321321432423 4 in Polls & Surveys

I like authors like C.D. Payne, David Sedaris, and Chuck Palanhiuk. I can't stand romances and things like the Devil Wears Prada. I'm a fan of Stephen King, but he's starting to get old. Any suggestions for a good book?

2006-10-11 15:29:36 · 15 answers · asked by margarita 4 in Other - Entertainment

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.
The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back to the bar. They order the same thing as the day before, and again the cat is really rude to the bartender and won't tip him. The bartender tells them that their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.
The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back into the bar. This time the man and the ostrich order a double scotch. The cat orders a scotch and is rude to the bartender. The bartender smiles to himself, knowing that there is no chance the man will get the exact amount of money, and he's getting pissed at the cheapskate cat.
He tells the man that their bill is $15.63. The man reaches into his pocket and gets the exact change! The bartender is astonished. He asks the man how he always gets the right amount of change.
The man tells him, "Well, one day I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He told me I could have any three wishes I wanted. My first wish was that I could reach into my pocket and get the exact change of anything I was buying."
"Very smart," said the bartender.
"My second wish was to have a high tolerance for alcohol."
"Good choice!" the bartender exclaimed. "What was your third wish?"
"Well, that wasn't too bright on my part. I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pu*sy."

2006-10-11 15:29:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

of other basses that look alike to those two and are easy to find and not TOO expensive?

2006-10-11 15:29:18 · 2 answers · asked by EVAN R 2 in Music

Like the old Chevys.

2006-10-11 15:29:03 · 8 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:28:43 · 9 answers · asked by tommy29fan 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-11 15:28:23 · 28 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

The first ever concert was in 1672.
The first ever recorded sound was in 1857
The first ever recorded song and machine with the ability to play and hear today was in 1871.
The first ever singer musician was Jules Levy playing yankee Doodle in 1878.
The first Jukebox was made in 1887.
The first radio broadcast was in 1906.
The first DJ was Dr. Elman B. Myers in 1911.
Billboard magazine was created in 1913.
The First singer of "God Bless America" was born in Siberia in 1888.
Henry Burr is said to be the Origional King of Pop.
It is actually beleived by some that the first ever Rock And Roll song was a very popular yet racist song at the time, "All Coons Look Alike To me".
Did you know any of this?

2006-10-11 15:26:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:26:40 · 26 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

sad or very depressing songs? Im feeling kinda blue and want to put a song onto myspace page. I cant think of any sad music right now. thanks

2006-10-11 15:25:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm 15 looking for a manger (hopefully tina davis)

2006-10-11 15:25:13 · 3 answers · asked by *New New* 2 in Music

The road goes on forever and the party never ends!
You redneck party good ol boys ought to know this one...

2006-10-11 15:25:12 · 4 answers · asked by Yerfdog 2 in Music

2006-10-11 15:25:11 · 20 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, I'm in that sort of mood!

Kisses!

2006-10-11 15:25:01 · 11 answers · asked by Vixen 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

2006-10-11 15:24:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 15:24:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:24:13 · 25 answers · asked by 16 4 in Other - Entertainment

If you get this right- I will name you best answer for sure. :)

2006-10-11 15:24:07 · 29 answers · asked by BeautyMark 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 15:23:29 · 12 answers · asked by 16 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-11 15:23:06 · 16 answers · asked by lethallolita 3 in Television

2006-10-11 15:22:33 · 13 answers · asked by N.O. Stunna 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:22:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know that guy on Gilmore Girls, the one with the dancing? I think it was the last episode shown. Did anybody watch that one?

Sorry, it's just that I know someone on that show, the guy who's dancing, with the glasses. Bet he looked dorky! How was it?

2006-10-11 15:21:59 · 2 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Television

like characters out of the 50s? HELP!

2006-10-11 15:21:24 · 9 answers · asked by 35 and loving it! 3 in Music

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

2006-10-11 15:21:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

played with a devil...???

2006-10-11 15:21:16 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:21:14 · 6 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 15:21:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The song was in the film "Belly"

2006-10-11 15:21:05 · 5 answers · asked by T Warner 1 in Movies

2006-10-11 15:21:04 · 6 answers · asked by nbeaverson 1 in Television