1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
2006-10-11 15:24:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha! Funny AND true!
I love reading your questions!
2006-10-11 15:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi...I would describe these as 10 commandments of perfect joke or riddles! Men & women are always makes the difference.
2006-10-11 23:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow! You really have a great insight into man and woman :)
2006-10-11 22:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the fact of married life
2006-10-11 22:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women need love to have sex...men just need a place!
2006-10-11 22:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by *BoNitA ChIcA* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tru
2006-10-11 22:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by nafarius333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked your question. its pretty funny and true.
2006-10-11 22:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this it is so true.
2006-10-12 11:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it.
2006-10-11 22:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...most of them are true too..
2006-10-11 22:28:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋