Entertainment & Music - 8 October 2006

2006-10-08 20:27:30 · 36 answers · asked by PAUL R 1 in Movies

When I was younger I hated going to weddings....

Why?

Because every time, all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "You're next!"

I finally figured out how to get them to stop.

I started doing the exact same thing to them -- at funerals.

2006-10-08 20:27:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-08 20:27:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I gotta man...how long have you had that problem?
I gotta man...what that got to do wit me?
I gotta man

2006-10-08 20:26:00 · 4 answers · asked by jessie 2 in Music

OMG! I've been using WInamp for a while, is it a false media player? Have I been cheated by winamp.com?

2006-10-08 20:23:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think it might be called "Delicious" or something of the sort but when i try to look it up i come up with all sorts of songs with the name delicious in it...
Its always on the rap station, its a female singer but theres a guy too and shes always saying like "so delicious"
and at the end the guys like
D -to the- E -to the-L-I-C-I-O-U-S
like a bizillion times... well not really but you get me

2006-10-08 20:21:33 · 3 answers · asked by Dr. Dreamer 3 in Music

ITS SOUNDS LIKE A SURFER SONG AND HAS BEEN IN MANY MOVIES LIKE POINT BREAK WITH KEEAU REEVES AND IN THE NEW GREEN TEA COMMERICAL IT GOES WHOA WHOA WHOA O WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA O WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA O WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA O WHOA AND THEY HUM TO UM UM UM UM A UM UM AUM UM AUM AUM UM ITS REAL HARMONOUS AND IT ALSO CHANGES PITCH CAN SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME.

2006-10-08 20:20:38 · 6 answers · asked by Jerry 1 in Music

Explain.

Good day.

2006-10-08 20:19:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

people wonder why you won't settle for what you had or something worse? Ever had that problem?

2006-10-08 20:18:10 · 8 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Horoscopes

For me, it would probably be Paul Coelho's "The Alchemist".

I thought it was a spectacular book that really makes you think and want to go after your dreams no matter what. I just like how effective it was in regards to the reader...

How about you?

Please don't say the BIble, Quran, or the Torah. Regardless of your religious affiliation, those books are meant to be respected considering they are not particularly the words of man but God.

2006-10-08 20:17:29 · 19 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-08 20:15:22 · 24 answers · asked by ephstigers 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think its sooooo ****** gay and not even funny!!!!
I mean, its from the creators of " I love Raymond", which is also soo ****** gay!!!

2006-10-08 20:15:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-08 20:14:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Get Me The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

2006-10-08 20:14:26 · 13 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Jokes & Riddles

things i have to hear
go on
gimme a top ten

2006-10-08 20:14:25 · 13 answers · asked by justsomedumbgirl 3 in Music

2006-10-08 20:13:20 · 6 answers · asked by elemenohpeeee 1 in Television

It was a sort of computer generated "reenactment" i guess of animals in the past, like millions of years ago and what they looked like. It then went to the future and showed what animals will look like then, also in millions of years.
Just interested if anyone knows about this show, or any info on how i can find it

2006-10-08 20:11:15 · 8 answers · asked by slippy812 2 in Television

I am so stubborn that I will not allow others to push me around. Which is kind of a good thing.

2006-10-08 20:10:11 · 23 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-08 20:09:39 · 1 answers · asked by MEMORY YOU 1 in Other - Entertainment

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." --Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

8) "I've reminded the prime minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

7) "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

6) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

5) "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

4) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

3) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There ought to be limits to freedom" -- Response to a parody web site, May 1999.

2006-10-08 20:09:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have the movie Bambi aut I would like to find it as a book too, becoase I love to read. Can you help me please?

2006-10-08 20:08:02 · 1 answers · asked by Preacher's Daughter 5 in Other - Entertainment

Candles red I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
burning on the angry chair

2006-10-08 20:07:28 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it, figuring maybe he had a cold or some such.

But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Bill!

Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?"

Bill replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Sam!! "What in the world for?"

"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the diner where we sometimes get coffee?"

Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well last month she charged me with sex assault and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' -- and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury."

2006-10-08 20:07:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-08 20:07:08 · 13 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Movies

He kinda looks like if a cabbage patch doll that was ran over by a bus took human form.

2006-10-08 20:06:43 · 10 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am so damn stubborn that I can wait til I get just what it is I want. I plan out what I want and then wait until it is possible, putting up with sh it til than but never giving up on my dream. How about you? Do you give up and give in?

2006-10-08 20:06:33 · 13 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

This isn't meant to be a stupid or offensive question, i'm truly curious. I'm completely against the concept of suicide in most cases. Therefore, i'm not belittling or exaggerating the act.

For me, i've never actually written one but i know what mine would say as a result of spending too much time in the shower thinking.

"To Be or Not To Be?

I choose the latter"

That would be mine...

What about you?

2006-10-08 20:05:45 · 18 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

just lookin to hear some funny jokes.....dirty and clean alike...whatever makes me laugh hardest get best answer

2006-10-08 20:03:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Santa and The Easter Bunny fighting in a Dragon Ball Z style battle.

2006-10-08 20:02:50 · 9 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-08 20:01:56 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys