Get Me The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?"
she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."
She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2006-10-08 20:14:26 · 13 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cute. Thanx for the laugh.
2006-10-08 20:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kali_girl825 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Nice
2006-10-08 22:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by opolop 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, although i wanted her to wrip her clothes off and start squeezing sauce all over her body.
2006-10-08 21:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by princess tinkle UK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol they say the old ones are the best
2006-10-08 20:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-08 20:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2006-10-08 20:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by thatgirluknow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Bet they check on it, now! LOL.
2006-10-10 08:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
copycat
2006-10-08 21:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gross but so funny
2006-10-08 22:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-08 20:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋