Have You Read George W.'s Latest 10 Attempts At Speaking English?

Question

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." --Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

8) "I've reminded the prime minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

7) "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

6) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

5) "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

4) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

3) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There ought to be limits to freedom" -- Response to a parody web site, May 1999.

Answer 1

LOL....those were really funny.......too funny...but what's scary about it is that it is TRUE......and in that sense it shouldn't be funny but hell that was some funny $hit...hahahahalololhahaha











haha...still laughing and about to send it to friends

Answer 2

Mr. Clinton made a "joke" during a White House Press meeting during the weekend of May 1, 1999. He assured the group that although Al Gore attended the Kentucky Derby, he did not sire the winning horse. Everyone laughed (??) This is the president of the United States, making jokes about the VP having sex with a horse?
Source: AP wire. May 2, 1999

"[I]t depends on how you define "alone" ... there were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were."

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"
- excerpts from Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony

"A lot of wonderful people love their country and hate the military." - Bill Clinton, 1969 (Letter to the National Guard)

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
President William Clinton addressing the people of Philadelphia, May 28, 1993 in the Courtyard, City Hall, Philadelphia, PA. Someone in the audience who disagreed voiced an opinion, and that was Clinton's response. So, I guess if you disagree with Clinton, you shouldn't be allowed to have your say.

Answer 3

Good ol George. He may not be able to speak english properly... or respond quickly to a national crisis (terrorist or force of nature)... or be able to choose cabinet members who aren't perverts... or tie his own shoes... but hey, he's still better than that slimy John Kerry fellow.

Answer 4

a lot of people do make grammatical mistakes in spoken english.
Which just goes to show how hypocritical are the americans and british who expect everyone else to speak 100% correct english.

Answer 5

A Dennis Miller clone, are you? Funny...

Answer 6

Wow. I can't believe you guys voted in a guy who can't even handle proper grammar and sentence structure. If he can't do this basic thing, how in the hell can you expect this jackass to do anything else.

Answer 7

And this is the man who runs our country?
Well at least he is not teaching english at my childrens school!

Answer 8

The main reason we are the laughingstock of the world!

Answer 9

Muahahaha....Bush... Bush... Bush....

Answer 10

LOL! I do not know what else to say. LOL!