A man has been crossing the desert by camel for over three months. Lacking any female company, he suddenly had a most awful urge - one that had to be satisfied straight away. He backed the camel over to a pile of rocks, stood on top of the rocks and undid his flies. Alas, as he moved towards the animal, it walked further away.a Undaunted, he backed up to the camel again and got on top of the rocks but once more the animal walked a few feet away.
This farce went on for another fifteen minutes or so, when out of the blue appeared a gorgeous young blonde.
"I can't believe it," he said, as he looked her up and down.
"I say," he continued, smiling with satisfaction, "would you mind holding the camel for me?"
2006-10-06
08:53:28
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