A man has been crossing the desert by camel for over three months. Lacking any female company, he suddenly had a most awful urge - one that had to be satisfied straight away. He backed the camel over to a pile of rocks, stood on top of the rocks and undid his flies. Alas, as he moved towards the animal, it walked further away.a Undaunted, he backed up to the camel again and got on top of the rocks but once more the animal walked a few feet away.
This farce went on for another fifteen minutes or so, when out of the blue appeared a gorgeous young blonde.
"I can't believe it," he said, as he looked her up and down.
"I say," he continued, smiling with satisfaction, "would you mind holding the camel for me?"
2006-10-06 08:53:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did he get hump?
2006-10-06 08:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My!! What a shame to have that happen to a foul creature which contain a camel!! Joe must have died, all of us happening a lengthy holiday that would not ask about instructions to make a camel bypass longer desires to pretty a lot die contained in the barren area. we are speaking about each Joe(Male) because it really is reminiscent of a guy no longer questioning what he would not recognize!! only too ineffective! ha
2016-11-26 21:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by seeger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One could get the hump about this sort of joke!
2006-10-06 08:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I started reading this, it was kinda sick....But at the end kinda funny...
Great one
2006-10-06 08:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaww!! Now, that is just B-A-D!! LOL. LOL.
...... tsk, tsk, tsk!! LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-10-08 02:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-06 09:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-06 08:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har har!! i've heard this one before, but its funnier when you tell it!
2006-10-06 09:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard funnier.
2006-10-06 08:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by rrineeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice.... i think ive heard this b4... *lol* but still funnE
2006-10-06 08:57:02 · answer #10 · answered by Fukmesidwayz69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋