Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2006

Plus for dogs: Unconditional love. Warm and furry. No loose tennis balls in the back yard. They keep up with you when you walk. Don't stop at EVERY shoe store window "just to look". Don't need the car door opened to get in (window is just fine). Never want to "have a talk". Don't sulk. Don't tie up the bathroom. Never have a "monthly attitude". And never, never , expect a $200 dinner and flowers, candy and attention on their birthdays and Hallmark Holidays.

Negative: Picking up crap. The stuff they don't eat.

Plus for wifes: Don't have to pick up the crap. That's just about all I can think of.

Negative: Only 370 characters left for comments.

2006-10-04 01:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 01:59:30 · 17 answers · asked by shell 5 in Other - Entertainment

Jack was at the country club for his weekly round of golf and what a round it was: he began with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on two. On three, he scored his first hole-in-one.


Then his cell phone rang. It was his doctor, who said, "Your wife has been in a terrible accident and is in critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit."


"I'll be there as soon as possible!" said Jack ...but as he hung up, he realized this might just the best round of golf of his life. "Maybe just a couple more holes wouldn't hurt," he thought.


By the time he finished the eighteenth hole, he had shattered the club record with a 61! Although jubilant, he also felt guilty about ignoring his wife. He dashed into the hospital and found the doctor in the corridor.


"Doc! I got here as fast as I could. How is she?"


The doctor glared at him. "You *******! You finished your round of golf, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out there enjoying yourself, Annie has languished in the ICU! For the rest of her life, she's going to require fulltime medical care ....from you!"


Jack felt so guilty that he broke down in tears.


The doctor snickered. "Nah, just kidding! She died two hours ago. How'd you shoot?"

2006-10-04 01:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was interviewed once at Stonehenge festival ( i think!!) for the ITV News, any similar stories

2006-10-04 01:59:04 · 33 answers · asked by Kate J 4 in Television

Will they be freed? Or will they be killed? What do you think?

2006-10-04 01:58:54 · 13 answers · asked by katie s 1 in Television

My choice is "Love is the Message" by MFSB.

2006-10-04 01:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by J.C. 3 in Music

2006-10-04 01:57:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 01:57:06 · 13 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Polls & Surveys

specifically today or tomorrow.

2006-10-04 01:56:13 · 3 answers · asked by bigdog 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 01:55:02 · 1 answers · asked by parsa k 1 in Music

2006-10-04 01:54:29 · 45 answers · asked by treacletopper 1 in Movies

the problem is, everywhere i look i find the original missy elliot lyrics and i desperately need the changed one from the stick it movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430634/
any help will be welcome. tnx

2006-10-04 01:53:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-04 01:53:15 · 14 answers · asked by dolphin_enter 1 in Movies

This Is My Old BeatleJuice Get Up...I'M Thinking This Year...Spidey In The New Black Costume!

2006-10-04 01:53:06 · 10 answers · asked by arenaimage 4 in Other - Entertainment

Please tell. Thanks for answering. If you know any other website which can download Naruto episodes for FREE, please tell.

2006-10-04 01:51:09 · 5 answers · asked by Kiyura 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-04 01:51:08 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 01:50:29 · 5 answers · asked by sexy 1 in Music

people who were kids in the 80s do u remember kids programmes like spatz,mike and angelo,palance hill,round the bend and tbag? which was ur fav of these and why? x

2006-10-04 01:50:13 · 25 answers · asked by jo 4 in Television

2006-10-04 01:50:04 · 5 answers · asked by Barry W 2 in Movies

2006-10-04 01:49:51 · 11 answers · asked by Snealie 1 in Polls & Surveys

I alw3ays buy tickets with NO LUCK!!!!! I have tried investing the lotto money I use every week but I buy lotto also and the money I invest is not getting me a lotto win!!!!!

2006-10-04 01:49:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Who plays Shego from Kim Possible on Disney channel?

2006-10-04 01:48:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if I am a Sagittarius w/ Fire element, domicile Jupiter, detriment Mercury, Chinese sign Dragon

born in December 5, 1988

2006-10-04 01:48:01 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

* Photo albums - Priceless...
* My guitar - need it...
* My pillow - I can't sleep without my pillow - it is so comfy...

2006-10-04 01:47:54 · 39 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'

The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

2006-10-04 01:47:38 · 5 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

We are trying to enlist Sharon Osbourne and Rosie Odonnell, both of whom have expressed support for the Dog and his family...
E-mail Sharon at sharonosbourne at talkbackthames.tv
Rosie at http:/www.rosie.com/askro... I have written both celebrities, and both of these addresses worked for me. Please help this American hero and his family, they deserve our support.
Please note Sharons address uses the symbol for "at", with no spaces...This site will not transmit the address if it is spelled out how it should be...Thanks...

2006-10-04 01:47:28 · 4 answers · asked by mobileminiatures 5 in Celebrities

I used to do it all the time, but I'm so busy these days, I can only get about one or two in a month.

2006-10-04 01:47:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your best music vid.........

Our office workers have said....

Rock DJ - Robbie
Blue Monday - New Order
Thriller - M. J

Can you top these?................

2006-10-04 01:46:46 · 35 answers · asked by EMA 5 in Music

2006-10-04 01:46:34 · 8 answers · asked by kp nutz 1 in Celebrities

Could someone please tell me the name of a song that was played in Augusta,gone?the chorus goes something like Save me daddy Save me from this mean & horrible man. thanks

2006-10-04 01:46:17 · 1 answers · asked by gitsliveon24 5 in Music