A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'
2006-10-04 01:47:38 · 5 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one made me giggle and I am a blonde.
2006-10-04 01:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kate T. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol love the blonde jokes
2006-10-04 09:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
any one with half a brain would waited till it got changed ,no one would go swimming in expensive shoe's
2006-10-04 10:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before but it always makes me smile
2006-10-04 09:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ayayaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!
haha! thanks for the laugh!
funny!
2006-10-04 08:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋