Entertainment & Music - 29 September 2006

2006-09-29 03:47:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:46:33 · 1 answers · asked by cjaywatts 1 in Music

2006-09-29 03:46:23 · 4 answers · asked by jason a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I like them, they make my head spin all the way round and help me with my maths homework...

2006-09-29 03:45:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have an epiphone G400. I have just restrung it but the 'b' string wont stay in tune. After some aggressive guitar work or bending the string it needs to be retuned.

I am guessing the majority of people will recommend having it setup by a professional, but I was wondering if anyone knew a cheaper way!! I have had a go at rasing the saddle but still no joy.

2006-09-29 03:44:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. Getting a subpoena.
2. Answering the phone and hearing your insurance agent say, "we made a mistake on your premium"
3. Finding a violation notice from yahoo

2006-09-29 03:44:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:43:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Besides the Jaws theme, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, Psycho, and Halloween theme. I also have the one from the Poltergeist and Ghost Busters. Although that ones not really scary. If there are any other thing that would be good let me know please.

2006-09-29 03:42:52 · 13 answers · asked by rgclassof05 1 in Music

God doesn't think he's fred!!

2006-09-29 03:42:23 · 19 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 03:42:19 · 19 answers · asked by jason a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 03:42:06 · 15 answers · asked by Private S.C. 1 in Polls & Surveys

I wear big squeaky clown shoes.

2006-09-29 03:41:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:41:37 · 13 answers · asked by willow 1 in Television

2006-09-29 03:41:29 · 3 answers · asked by AskingAlexandria_91 2 in Celebrities

what cell phone company do you have and do you like it???

2006-09-29 03:37:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m so sure you can hear me thinking. ” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand any of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas. “If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Forget this!” and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!”

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think.” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.

50. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher.”

2006-09-29 03:36:54 · 11 answers · asked by kav 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 03:36:37 · 10 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 03:36:34 · 11 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:36:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:36:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

stupid........

2006-09-29 03:35:28 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.......is this just something dumb, lazy people say because they can't come up with anything better?

2006-09-29 03:34:50 · 16 answers · asked by alwaysright 3 in Polls & Surveys

should we go out or should I cook a nice dinner? Any suggestions on what to cook?

2006-09-29 03:33:46 · 5 answers · asked by Diva E 2 in Other - Entertainment

Does anybody remember the cartoons Fraggle Rock, David the Gnome, and Little Bits??? What about Animaniacs? Don't ask why I thought of these!

2006-09-29 03:33:39 · 10 answers · asked by sparkles 4 in Television

2006-09-29 03:32:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a 1991 Toyota Camry with 219,000. My Cousin has a 1981 Toyota Corolla with 370,000 and neither have had any major problems

2006-09-29 03:32:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean I've collected Grateful Dead Albums, Phil Lesh, and Bob Weir material. I've even got Gov't Mule songs. But, do you ever think the remaining"Original Dead" will reunite or comeback again?

2006-09-29 03:32:21 · 5 answers · asked by jaxonjojo333 1 in Music

2006-09-29 03:32:21 · 11 answers · asked by sky l 2 in Music

Besides the Jaws theme, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, Psycho, and Halloween theme. I also have the one from the Poltergeist and Ghost Busters. Although that ones not really scary. If there are any other thing that would be good let me know please.

2006-09-29 03:32:12 · 3 answers · asked by Randell G 2 in Other - Entertainment

I've already asked this question, but would still like some fresh ideas. Im a Graphic Design student, who has been asked, as an assignment, to design a CD/Album cover of any type of music of my choice. Give me some ideas. What kind of music do you like, and what would the cover look like? What type of images do you associate with the music you like?
10 points for the best answer.

2006-09-29 03:31:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anria A 5 in Other - Entertainment