a pretty blonde goes out on a date to a carnival. after walking around for an hour the boy asks, 'what do you want to do now?'
I want a weigh,' she says. so they go over to the fortune scales and weigh her. they walk around a little more and the boy asks again, 'so what do you want to do now?'
'I want a weigh,' she says. again? the boy is puzzled, but takes her over to the fortune scales again. they both weigh themselves then go and grab some food
'now what?' asks the boy
'I want a weigh ,'says the girl
what a weirdo, thinks the boy. definitely too strange for me. he takes her over to the fortune scales again and she weighs herself for the third time, before he drives her home. as she walks into her house her sister asks, 'how was your date?'
'wousy.'
2006-09-29
11:00:58
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