the doorbell rang, well in my haste to answer it i tripped and fell all the way down and landed on the hoover. It raped me. if you get my meaning. i was in bed for a week after wards from my injuries. i'm not fully recovered but i'm picking up a lot better now, ha ha ha ha ha. picking up a lot better ( get it )
Hope it made you smile. Its not true so dont tell me to be more careful.
2006-09-29 11:06:09 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow i heard of dudes and vacuum's but your the 1st chick story I ever heard about! (lol) You would think you'd be safe around a Hoover, just imagine what could of happened if your vacuum was a Dirt Devil!.....HA!...HA!....HA!
2006-09-29 11:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by viper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yeh but then nothing sucks like an Electrolux!
2006-09-29 13:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you at least had the brush or crevice attachment on it and not the power roller.
2006-09-29 11:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the corners of my lips made an upward turn, get well soon and tell better jokes.
2006-09-29 11:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoovers are dangerous, they don't bite, but they can give a nasty suck
2006-09-29 11:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Phish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,,,thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-29 11:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by jen w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only prefer "cleaner " jokes.
2006-09-29 11:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope it was switched on at least then you would get suction!! ha ha lol!! good one it made me laugh :-)
2006-09-29 11:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry Chris...but that really SUCKs, doesn't it.
lmao
2006-09-29 14:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ok but could be better
2006-09-29 11:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by sharon b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋