a pretty blonde goes out on a date to a carnival. after walking around for an hour the boy asks, 'what do you want to do now?'
I want a weigh,' she says. so they go over to the fortune scales and weigh her. they walk around a little more and the boy asks again, 'so what do you want to do now?'
'I want a weigh,' she says. again? the boy is puzzled, but takes her over to the fortune scales again. they both weigh themselves then go and grab some food
'now what?' asks the boy
'I want a weigh ,'says the girl
what a weirdo, thinks the boy. definitely too strange for me. he takes her over to the fortune scales again and she weighs herself for the third time, before he drives her home. as she walks into her house her sister asks, 'how was your date?'
'wousy.'
2006-09-29 11:00:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have a following now Juan! funny jokes
2006-09-29 11:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to confess...I had to read that last part twice before I got it :( I think I'm turning blond!!
2006-09-30 00:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny. u have a future as a comedian. maybe the next Jay LEno!
2006-09-29 18:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by uloveme192 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for all the laughs tonight.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-29 22:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a friend of mine talks that way....when we go 4 coffee I let her order.....2 tups of toffee and 2 tream....I laugh with her not at her...lol
2006-09-29 18:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the blonde girl said, "I wanna get weighed..."
2006-09-29 19:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Magy G 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha...
it took be ahwile but i get it (:
2006-09-29 18:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Manda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you poor bass turd
2006-09-29 18:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by :: [ DARK GHOST ] :: 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't get it
2006-09-29 23:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋