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if you cant say something nice dont say anything
if you keep touching that it will fall off(i was 2 yrs old!!)
if you keep sucking you thumb it will turn to toffee(that was supposed to make me stop????)

2006-09-29 12:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by bigbadbald33 2 · 1 0

My momma always told me--

"It's just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor one."

2006-09-29 11:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0 0

That there would be day's like this is what my Momma said.

2006-09-29 12:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 1 0

Always wear clean underwear when going out in case I was in an accident and had to go to the hospital.LOL

2006-09-29 11:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0 0

i dont reminiscent of yo momma jokes yet those are 2 that i recognize yo momma so fat that as right this moment as shes sitting around the residing homestead shes sitting around the residing homestead yo momma so fat that as right this moment as she walked previous the window we lost 3 days of photograph voltaic

2016-10-15 08:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by wishon 4 · 0 0

To always wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident.

2006-09-29 12:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

always have tissue in pocket
believe in youself.
stand by your man.
never lie unless you have to.
don t be too friendlly with your mother in law. you should never wear slippers always shoes when you visit her.
love yourself.
you are the most important person in your life

2006-09-29 11:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by pikapoka 2 · 0 0

Mamma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates. You neva know what you gon' git"

2006-09-29 11:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by I Am That Yankee Doodle Boy 3 · 0 0

There'd be days like this. There'd be days like this, momma said.

2006-09-29 11:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1 0

She always told me never to discuss race, religion or politics and she's kinda right. It can get very nasty very quickly if you do and you've got to be able to handle that.

2006-09-29 11:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by CALAVA 5 · 1 0

Kick strangers in the nuts then run like the clappers.

2006-09-29 11:08:27 · answer #11 · answered by Greywolf 3 · 2 0

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