A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as
fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't
let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and
fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her
dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again. As she ran she once again began to pray,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But
please don't shove me either!"
2006-09-26
07:44:44
·
26 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles