2006-09-26 07:39:15 · 12 answers · asked by choppin_up_tha_block 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't know if I got enough space for all my funny drunk stories. Although I am not much of a drinker these days, I used to hold my own, and I didn't restrict myself to just alcohol either. Drunk stories are always way funnier to those involved...One time my buddy was having a party at his house on a friday night. I got off work at 430, and met up with my buddy to do some beer drinking and fishing, as well as some tokin, didn't shower or anything caught a few fish by 9 oclock I had about polished off a 12 pack, smoked a few bowls, we decided to head over to that party. I had had my wisdom teeth taken out a few weeks prior so I we each popped a painkiller. I was at the party about an hour or so and had brought my total to 15 or 16 beers for the evening, thats when things turned south. I started getting all fuzzy and my buddy was keeping an eye on me, to make sure I didn't do anything. We were around front to look at someones car and according to them I disappeared, they found me bent over the sink, and it was all full of puke, they rustled me and apparently I shot up and screamed HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN NEBRASKA?!?!? and fell back down in the sink. I vaguely remember this. Then I was walking around some more, and found my buddy that I had fished with all balled up in a bush passed out, and thats not the first time I have found him in a bush. He also has a bad habit of wetting the bed when he gets drunk
2006-09-26 07:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by chavito 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, my bf intro'd me to this girl on her 21st b-day. She was a really cool person so I decided to let her try weed for the first time ever. Then we went to this bar and I got her drunk as hell. Before we left the bar she started falling asleep at the table. So, we decided to get her out of there and took her to Denny's across the street. We order our food and when if finally arrived my bf and I began eating. The other girl picked up her food started to eat, then fell a sleep face first in her plate. It was sooo funny and we still tease her about it.
I don't know if this is funny but I love sharing this other story. It was my 25th b-day and my friend and her sister took me out to the club. We went in and drank and danced for awhile. There was also a concert going on but I can't remember who the hell it was. Some chick singer. Anyway, we'd been there a little over an hour and I'd already had 3 or 4 Kamakazi's. Then my friend saw a bartender that she knew and told him, "Hey, it's her birthday, hook her up." Well, he set up the glass, looked around and picked up 4 bottles, tipped them and poured. He put those down and picked up 4 more bottles and poured. He topped it off with some pink strawberry stuff. Then he put 4 straws in the front of the glass and one in the back. He set up a shot of Tequila and dipped a cherry in it. He stuck the cherry in the back straw. Then he tells me, "I'm going to light the cherry, blow it out, eat it, take the shot and drink as fast as you can." I did what he told me. I finished the drink in the glass without stopping. I felt fine and I continued drinking my Kamakazi's for the rest of the night. Finally, we left and it wasn't until we got outside that I realized just how drunk I was. Somehow or another I made it home before I puked. I was so sick I was beside myself. But it was all worth it because it was definetly a b-day I will always remember.
2006-09-26 08:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by mystri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 4 of us out drinking 2 guys and 2 girls all friends from highschool. We quit drinkin to get some Grease at McDonalds. I was sitting in front with my male friend and the other 2 were in back. Well, the girl passed out and on the way back the guy just starts yankin' it on her...I mean going to town. She wakes up and he puts it away immediately. My friend and I in the front seat were so embarassed we didn't say anything but were laughing our butts off. The next day I tell this poor girl what happened and she was mortified. She won't speak to that guy till this day. You had to be there for it to be so funny, but it was.
2006-09-26 07:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by Country Girl for Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was out drinking with a group of friends, we were pub crawling and I was wearing a pair of rediculously uncomfortable shoes that cost a fortune. While staggering over a bridge I got completely fed up with said expensive shoes, took them off and threw them over the side...Walked the rest of the way back to my friend's house barefoot. Next morning woke up, still wearing night before's little black dress...Searched all over the place for my shoes, and had no memory of tossing them, til my friend staggered in and reminded me about throwing them over the bridge...Brand new £150 shoes, and I'd threw them away...Had to borrow her son's berkinstocks for the long walk back to my place...Am still hearing about it to this day.
2006-09-26 07:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by krissy_butterworth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I thought that this was sort of funny.....I was at a party with a bunch of people and there was this really popular rich snobby girl wearing white capri pants...she was extremely trashed and well I guess she thought she had to fart or whatever but instead of it being just that she completely sh** her pants and it was all running down her leg, she had to leave the party and go though all the people that were there and man did she smell...people never let her live that one down
2006-09-26 07:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well my friends were drinking while there parents were away, and drunk dialed numbers. She called the guy she had a crucs on and was like " Your very pretty I wouldn't mind touching you places" and she tried to send me a myspace message but it was all messed up. and the next day at school the kidd she called looks at her and said. yea u really want to touch me places? and she looked at him and ran the other way. she still can't look at him or talk to him either.
2006-09-26 07:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend called her counselor while she was drunk and left a message on her voice mail saying she had found the perfect stress reliever... drinking.
2006-09-26 07:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Heather K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my friend told me that he was so drunk once, that while sleeping on the couch at his girlfriends (now his wife) house, he got up in the middle of the night and started pissing on the living room floor.
2006-09-26 07:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by Raymond 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
after an all niter/bonfire party i was passed out on the back of a truck when at sunrise somebody woke me up by jumping up and down on the back of the truck.....saying 'get up! get up! the lake is on fire!!'
fog was rising off the water....it was very early AM...
so.....we helped him dump buckets of lake water on the lake.....
2006-09-26 07:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew this one girl who was just smashed...she stood up and yelled "Follow me, everybody" and the stepped off a 10' cliff.....nobody followed her.......and yes...she was alright....
2006-09-26 07:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋