Entertainment & Music - 23 September 2006

Conversation heard on a plane.

Female: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
Male: OK
Sound of steps.]
Female: "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
Male: "It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
Female: "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Male: Yes
Sniff sniff
Female: "Ah perfume - you think of everything.This is great....." (long sigh)

*Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
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Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

2006-09-23 20:28:19 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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i need to know the name of this song i think its by bob marley but i cant find the song on the net?

IVE BEEN WACHING YOU ALALALALA LONG ALALALALA LONGLY LA LONGLYLONG (C MON) ALALALALA LONG ALALALALA LONGLY LA LONGLYLONG (HEYA!)

STANDING ACROOS THE ROOM I SAW YOU SMILE
SAID I WANT TO TALK TO U OO OO FOR A LITTEL WHILE
BUT BEFOR I MAKE A MOVE MY EMOTONS STAR RUNNIN WILD MY TOUNG GETS TIED AND THAT S KNOW LIE IM LOOKIN IN YOUR EYES, IM LOOKING IN UR BIG BROWN EYES....

2006-09-23 20:26:50 · 7 answers · asked by im2h 2 in Music

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Why cant my brain stop racing?

2006-09-23 20:26:42 · 11 answers · asked by goldieluxxx 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's your fave actor or actress? Why?

I love Keanu Reeves. I think he's awesome and am currently watching all the movies he's made that i can get my hands on.

2006-09-23 20:24:35 · 19 answers · asked by Andrea H 4 in Celebrities

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do you ever get a tune going on in your head and it stays all day and wont go away ?

and sometimes it is a song that you dont even like ?

2006-09-23 20:24:35 · 28 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

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tell what is a difference between friendship nand love?

2006-09-23 20:22:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Poem of an impossible internet love? All critics welcomed. :)?

I love Him
The essence of him
The energy and aura of him
How covertly he enters my soul
How blindly and willingly I submit

Scattered bits and pieces
of brief moments linger with me
Subtle smiles,
twinkling eyes...
an outreached hand..

I walk, sleep and dream of him.
I go through each day with memories of him
like atoms rapidly circling about me
entering my thoughts and
giving way to images of him....
Of the piercing eyes that capture and keep me
in this mindful, lovesick cocoon.

I hold the vision of him in my mind
like a butterfly
that I cannot release
Feeling the desperation of the fragile wings
dusting my brain and winding itself
in the web of memories
holding him...never to be freed

Note: there are 5 more paragraphs but I just wanted to know if anyone understands at least this much of it? Thanks.

2006-09-23 20:21:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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if YOU could have ANY EXOTIC/FICTITIOUS ANIMAL as a pet....?

...what wil it be?

2006-09-23 20:20:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Cotton Candy? or Candy Apple?or Carmel Apple? or Funnel Cake? Which Would You Pick when at the fair?

2006-09-23 20:20:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I make you an offer you can't refuse, will you accept it ?

2006-09-23 20:19:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Put an "X" in the box against the things which YOU LIKE....?

[] i like soccer
[] i like it when it rains
[] i like soothing music
[] i like partying
[] i like yahoo answers

just a survey lol... thanks :)

2006-09-23 20:19:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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(Breaking from character) Why don't people who give smartass answers allow communication with other members?

What are ya... chicken????
I mean you Nakita!!!

2006-09-23 20:19:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you want to buy unsweetened chocolate and you go to a specialized health food store or to?

the supermarket, how do you think?
Would you buy ANY product or would you have a look to buy the one that has a "story" behind it ie. the brand that produces "healthy" chocolate and supports FAIR TRADE at the same time?

2006-09-23 20:18:12 · 12 answers · asked by katerina c 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What country are you in and what time is it right now?!?

I'm on the west coast of CANADA and it's 12:15 am :) Everyone is asleep in my house and it's very peaceful and quiet around here :)

2006-09-23 20:17:42 · 25 answers · asked by IslandAngel64 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your theme song?

mine is Can't touch this - mc hammer

2006-09-23 20:17:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What country are you in and what time is it right now?!?

I'm on the west coast of CANADA and it's 12:15 am :) Everyone is asleep and it's very peaceful and quiet around here :)

2006-09-23 20:16:25 · 29 answers · asked by IslandAngel64 3 in Polls & Surveys